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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    OK, the Twitter part was what I did remember ........... hey, all in the past, time to move ahead, we are all adults here .............OK, all except X who's apparently 9 according to Ringo .... :D
     
  2. jackfrost

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    Hey Ice Queen ....get a fargin AVI up and running ya slackarse, that blank sheet is bothering me !!!
     
  3. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    How the farg did I get here. Is this the CMB?
     
  4. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    You've been outvoted by 3 to 1 ya big nulla-nutted, ballet shoe, diaper wearing primmadonna, now toe the company line and makeup or I swear I'll send fargin' Gooey over to your place, he'll come UNDER your front door and talk you freakin' stoooopid for the next 3 months........... and here's the kicker.....

    You wont understand 95% of what the little jumpin' beano is saying either, but he's like a Terrier, he'll never let go of that pant cuff till you give in.
     
  5. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    There we go ....much better !!!

    We can get that solved ...no problems whatsoever. ;)
     
  6. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahahahhaha, now I've seen everything !!!

    What the farg are you doing ?

    Did they lock 'er down for good over there because Stanly or someone unaware of the new rules, farg'd the pooch and dropped "an imaginary cuss word" that could cause the end of Mankind ?

    Sorry, that was petty on my behalf, I'm better than that.... ;) (aren't I ?)
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Concudan's Mad Bambinos? Yes!
     
  8. DFWBoltFan

    DFWBoltFan Where am I?

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    It makes it awfully difficult to communicate when the only words I know are fargin corkholster sheetlickin' sonomapeachpit. :D
     
  9. jackfrost

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    [​IMG]....OK, better !!!

    Whats Ringo's deal ?...............can't he find anything appropriate to use as an AVI ?

    Farg, he can use this one as far a I'm concerned...........[​IMG]

    [​IMG] ....... is this one allowable in here Conc ?


    How about this one ???




    [​IMG]...that chick couldn't be safer if she was at home in the tub, alone with her favorite elongated vegetable.
     
  10. jackfrost

    jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    CONC !!!!!!!!!!!!....can this place handle the upsurge in posting or is it gonna need a server upgrade ???.............seems a little slow on the uptake when posting ?....or is that just me ?
     
  11. jackfrost

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    OK, I need to comment a little more on this pic .....

    [​IMG]

    The look on his face has me thinking he's saying ..... "What the farg does one do with one of these beaver-thingy's .... Ewwwwwwww, think I'll stick to the sausage sizzle's"

    Come on now, tell me I'm wrong .......................






























    Ringo ! :D
     
  12. jackfrost

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    Does that stand for Cup My Beanbag ??? :D
     
  13. Blue Bolt

    Blue Bolt Persona Non Grata

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    I take it, the "no nudity" rule went in one ear and out the other. ;)
     
  14. jackfrost

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    Now ya sorta know what I'm going through muddafarg'r ................and you compared to me in communication skills is like comparing Henry Wadsworth Longfellow vs that fargin retarded kid on the banjo from "Deliverance"

    I still say that bastage never existed .....whats the likelyhood of anyone having a fargin name with Longfellow and Wad in it ?...seriously !!!
     
  15. jackfrost

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    Whaaaaaa ?????

    Which one ?................. the nip slip or the Beaver attacking of that poor man ???

    You really think a pic that was obviously non intentional should be considered off colour moreso than obscene ?

    See I didn't really look at that pic as "nudity" as such, simple slip up that should be laughed at not looked upon as a bad thing.

    hell, you can see a titty exposed on TV these days at any given moment, so whats the big deal really ?
     
  16. jackfrost

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    OK Conc, we are gonna need a 100% certified understanding of what "no nudity" means in The Lounge mate.

    Seems one of our "lighter in the loaves" members (no names mentioned ... OK its BLEWY) here thinks my posting a pic of a "nip slippage" may fall under this ruling ........

    YES or NO ?


    I'll be more than happy to delete it if that is in fact the case and it offends anyone...............
     
  17. Pumpkin Bolt

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    Taco's lost!


    Hello Boys!
     
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    Hey you! Welcome to this ship of fools!
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Depends. Is it full nippage, or just a bit on the outer edge? Is it artistic?

    yeah, you should go ahead and take that one down. This area is open to all and we dont want any younguns thinking this is a national geographic site...
     
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    It is just you.
     
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    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    Thank You! Sir.....

    As long as the ship is a float its all good!
     
  22. Blue Bolt

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    I can almost make it out in that tiny pic. ;)
     
  23. FCBolt

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    Damn--I AM #1!!!!
     
  24. FCBolt

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    Yep he looks hands off alright. And it looks he's not a fan of the eau de beaver either.
     
  25. jackfrost

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    phone ...wont be a minute boys
     
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    San Diego Chargers schedule analysis
    April, 19, 2011
    By Bill Williamson


    Breakdown: Any analysis of a San Diego Chargers schedule has to start at the beginning of the slate. The team has started slowly the past several seasons. It finally caught up to the Chargers last year when they failed to overcome a slow start and missed the playoffs for the first time since 2005.

    San Diego has an opportunity to start on the right foot. It opens at home against the rebuilding Minnesota Vikings. Yet, the schedule immediately toughens when the Chargers play at the New England Patriots in Week 2. The Chargers then come home for games against the Kansas City Chiefs and Miami Dolphins. If the Chargers can find a way to go 3-1 in this stretch, it could give the team an unusual early-season spark. The Chargers are tied for the third toughest schedule in the NFL, so a fast start could be essential.

    Complaint department: The Chargers come out of their bye week with a tough five-game stretch beginning in Week 7. It features road games at the New York Jets and Kansas City Chiefs in back-to-back weeks. They then go home for games against the Green Bay Packers and Oakland Raiders before going on the road to the Chicago Bears. We should know a lot about this team after this stretch.

    Still prime-time attraction: The Chargers’ failure to make playoffs in 2010 did not make them a less attractive team nationally. The Chargers have four prime-time games. They play at Kansas City on "Monday Night Football" on Halloween in Week 8. Two weeks later, they host Oakland on a Thursday night and then play at Jacksonville on Monday night in Week 13.

    Chargers Regular-Season Schedule (All times Eastern)
    Week 1: Sunday, Sep. 11, Minnesota, 4:15 PM
    Week 2: Sunday, Sep. 18, at New England, 4:15 PM
    Week 3: Sunday, Sep. 25, Kansas City, 4:05 PM
    Week 4: Sunday, Oct. 2, Miami, 4:15 PM
    Week 5: Sunday, Oct. 9, at Denver, 4:15 PM
    Week 6: BYE
    Week 7: Sunday, Oct. 23, at NY Jets, 1:00 PM
    Week 8: Monday, Oct. 31, at Kansas City, 8:30 PM
    Week 9: Sunday, Nov. 6, Green Bay, 4:15 PM
    Week 10: Thursday, Nov. 10, Oakland, 8:20 PM
    Week 11: Sunday, Nov. 20, at Chicago, 4:15 PM
    Week 12: Sunday, Nov. 27, Denver, 4:15 PM
    Week 13: Monday, Dec. 5, at Jacksonville, 8:30 PM
    Week 14: Sunday, Dec. 11, Buffalo, 4:15 PM
    Week 15: Sunday, Dec. 18, Baltimore, 8:20 PM
    Week 16: Saturday, Dec. 24, at Detroit, 4:05 PM
    Week 17: Sunday, Jan. 1, at Oakland, 4:15 PM
     
  27. jackfrost

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    are the activation emails working at the moment ?
     
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    ...and Ringo's isn't any better....what the farg is that a pic of ??
     
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    Hey...... I just found someone hanging around the front door like a lost puppy .....anyone know this person ???......
     
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    Looks like a turd monument..... or some such thing.
     

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