Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

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  1. jackfrost Well-Known Member

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    Thats just North of the Mason-Dixie line isn't it ????
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    Oh my !!!!! :eek:

    Does your wife have any sisters/aunts available by any chance ???...they sound like my type of women.
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    Oh no, please continue .............Im all ears !!!

    Nice to see you speaking on my behalf ................your absolutely spot-on, see, we are so alike. ;)
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    A most disappointing response indeed !!!! :(
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      Hey, you don't need to be gay to have one of those !!! (I think)

      I'm guessing you've never been pregnant ? :whistling:
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      Oh snap !!!!! .................. and Corpsies not even here to bring up the whole Eastern European Prostitutes thingy.

      What a shame.
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      Oh good golly ................... seems I always miss the "good times" these days.

      Damn Droopy, you sure do have a rather short leash when it comes to a little good natured banter if you don't mind me saying.

      Maybe its time for a little "European Vacation" ?.......................you need me to call Chevy and see if he's up for it ?
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      Dumbo so sad !!! :(.................(you sure you have the correct foot bandaged ?)
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      What do you do, lie around with scented candles and a Victoria Secrets catalogue?
      Not sure there is a difference between master and novice...would you like me to recommend some sites?
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      Yeah, some drama shite that a couple of little boys took sides on too. I asked but being new, the drama queens treated me like a Freshman allowed to hang out in their smoking circle. Something about stealing an identity is what I could figure. Yeah Kim was there yelling quite a bit. Silly moppets

      Don't know about the son....Some think it's MTL. Remember that guy? He stopped posting as soon as THIS guy chopped up his gay lover and sent parts all over Canada
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      HI ALL season coming up soon, glad to read Jack again :)

      MTL you said! :)
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      hey Jammer, are you planning on making a game this season?


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      Not sure yet...maybe in Tampa FLA :)
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      Not certain. Which foot was it........ the slow one, or the slower one? ;)
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      hahahahahahaha ..............not sure myself.

      I think they should rename it "The Clary", regardless of what foot it is !!!! :D
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      Hey Stiffy !!!...how are you my friend, hope all is well up there in Montreal.
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      yeah, MTL Money Machine...a roller blading frutarian with a penchant for picking games . Lives in Montreal... I'm convinced he's Luka Rocco Magnotta :roflmao:
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        Oh sheet what did I miss? :confused:
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        lol! :D
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        What do I do mate !!! ...............well, don't "do" a damn thing of late seeing as the lady isn't around to be totally honest with ya !!!

        Only thing I can tell you is that maybe as we get older mate, the ol'need for sexual self-satisfacation diminishes considerably I guess (or in my case anyway)

        Not sure how old and lazy you are compared to myself, but thats the only explanation I can come up with to be totally honest with you, but these days, I'm OK with waiting for the woman to arrive to handle all that stuff for me. :tup:
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        Oh WOW !!!

        Amazing the effect that women will have over men and what they'll do to win them over and look impressive (even over the net), isn't it !!!

        All over stealing a "username" ???....................oh well, at least it was over something worthy at least !!! :rolleyes:

        I do remember MLT actually, so this must have just all gone down recently then if it involves the freakazoid above .......... very very interesting mate.

        Shite !!!!! ....... Lets hope MLT wasn't the poor bastage that got his appendages sent through the mail !!! :eek:
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        Well hello.:inlove:
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        Oh damn !!!....didn't consider that option.

        Hmmm, what would be worse ?..................being Magnotta or Chopped Liver guy ? [IMG]

        A little harsh ?
      • jackfrost Well-Known Member

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        What ?...your incapable of hitting the quote button and looking back ?

        Your starting to show symptoms of "Pumpkin syndrome" ...............

        I recommend a visit to your GP to get medication for that ....STAT !!!!
      • jackfrost Well-Known Member

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        One of BLEW'S crytic posts I see ...........

        Hmmmm, let me think !!!

        OK, I got it.

        Your having a quiet Scotch or Whiskey and telling us .............."Cheers, Bottoms up !!!"
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        BUCK !!!! ...are you there still BUCK ?????

        Ok, anyone have the "Clampett's" number handy ?

        We may need someone to go check on Bucko and make sure he's still breathing.
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        It was only a flesh wound. :D
      • jackfrost Well-Known Member

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        Ummm, have you forgot about the "pictures" I have of you my good man ??? :whistling:

        A fullpage heartfelt apology should be enough to make up for that indiscretion I do believe !

        p.s........ That chop chop has been around for about 5 years by the way ................... where you been hiding ?

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