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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. Concudan
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Hey Jacko! Did you get me a didgerydo yet?:D
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    Oh Corpsie ....... your killin' me mate. [​IMG]


    Hey, you should try and catch up with Pumpy for a coffee while in his neck of the woods, he'd love to hook up.

    When is it your heading up there again ?
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    Hmmm, I don't really get what that first part of the post had to do with the rest of it, unless you are trying to "make nice" with Blitzy by discussing your experiences with the female sort of our species, in particular the Sheilas?

    Firstly, I disagree with your sentiment that "US girls know when they are ugly" Now admittedly, my experiences are based on CA girls and as such (whether native or transplants who have been domiciled here for a long time and for all intents and purposes are considered natives), this State is about the worst I have seen (I have lived in quite a few Countries, but not in too many states within these United States) in terms of men being the biggest pu**y whipped specimens which you would ever find, anywhere! In fact, there is always high demand for women who merely rank between an average 5 to a weak 7 (in a matrix of 1-10) and most often those women are the ones who over appraise themselves easily by a couple of points. From my experience, the solid 8's and ups are actually less hung up on their gifted looks as some of their fuglier sisters aspire to be!

    Whether it is the Sheilas over there or the Heathers over here, most post feminist women are a derivative of consumerism and commercialism. All the women publications are pretty much the same over there as they are over here and Sex & the City types are about as popular in both Lands! I actually think that the U.S. men have been more effeminated than their Aussie counter parts! The whole dating culture here is such that it is actually toxic and poisonous! Men are figuratively being emasculated by the media and the movies, so that being Mr. Nice Guy is the only "viable" option if one wishes to find a solid life partner. I'd dare to say that the art of masculinity may in fact be leaving the U.S. men population more rapidly than the Aussie men, but then again, I'm not an expert on the subject!

    In passing, you may have read that Jack often makes fun of me for my tendencies to be with much younger women. However, I see nothing wrong with "loving those vomit sprinklers" either; and the answer to that is very, very simple! When a younger woman asks me as to why I prefer them younger, the answer is always:

    1- Short answer: Because they are often hotter!

    2- Long answer: I'll have to show it to you!

    Peace...
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    Oh Corpsie ....... your killin' me mate. [​IMG]


    Hey, you should try and catch up with Pumpy for a coffee while in his neck of the woods, he'd love to hook up.

    When is it your heading up there again ?
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    You ought to feel Compfended ;)
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    Sent you a PM BC! :D
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    Good evening all......... or, nearly all. ;)
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    Ofcourse I did Big Man .................... Why you think I'm known as the John Holmes of Australia mate ?

    I guarantee you its not because of the moustashe ....... ;)

    Makes it near impossible to get into a pair of "Budgie-smugglers" (Speedo's) these days though. :p

    If your a very good boy, maybe the Deev will bring you one back in late SEPT ???
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    Pumpkin Bolt Zin me!

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    What did I do now? :D
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    I think thats what I feel most of the time !!!! :)
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    Just being a PUMPKIN is all it takes. :D
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    This American Womens beach volleyball team isn't to bad to watch ....... loving the camera work by the guys, they certainly know what the viewing public are looking for .....................closeup slo-mo replays are a thing of bewdyyyyyy !!!! :D

    Looks to be a little Nippy out there as well, great stuff.
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    The better question...... what haven't you done?
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    [​IMG]

    Hey bitch I made you a pie! :D
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    Found a Job! :D
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    Early retirement? ;)
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    I am only applying to jobs I really want! Only two so far! :D
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    You are such a peach!
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    Sounds like Blew already nailed it for Ya :)
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    I am 3yrs and 3 mons away :( I have two pensions I can get at 55 :poop:
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    I would like to second Corpsie's sentiment..............go **** yourself, Oz.

    And one more thing............the fact that you think ScareCro is a great NFL CB, the only response I have is...........LOLzerfukkinLOL!! :roflmao:
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    That sounds dirty. :p
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    Blitzy already knew what was in store for the hapless Chargers fans, when a guy projected to be picked between rounds 5 to 7, was picked as Chargers # 2B! Blitzy is not delusional (much) ;)
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    Pardon me, there's been a cloud of delusion hanging around the forum recently. ;)
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    You are pardoned, but remember that I reappeared only a couple of days ago ;)
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    Allegedly.

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    All Legged Lay ;)
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    Top ain't bad either.

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    Now what a beautifully written post that was !!!! ...............articulate, eloquent, plenty of long words, yet simple and to the point .......... take notes Oz, that is how to communicate to the masses.

    The fact that it and he are so full of :poop: still doesn't detract from the fact I've given it a 10/10.

    p.s.............Professoria, have you forgot how old the Deev is ?......................and also the 2 or 3 before her as well ?

    As far as yougin's go, I've left you in my dust my good man !!!! :D....lift ya game Bro.

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