Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.
I may need to have a talk with her about that thingie she's wearing around her neck
Oh my Gawdddd, you nasty little man.
Do you have any whipped cream ?
A change of attire wouldn't hurt.
Masterful display of push-pull technique Give a compliment while poking one in the arse!
No Jackster, I know as to how "young" Deeva is! As a matter of fact, I concede that I need to lift my game simply because after the split with the Missus, I di go briefly to the dark side by "hooking up" with women closer to my age range, however I rediscovered very quickly as to how feeble I was when in came to lifting the very heavy baggage which always comes with those choices
Call me shallow and conceited, and I shall raise a glass to salute You Sire
C'mon Poofy, thats soooooo JNCP ....the wordage we now use for that particular lady part is either Rush Limbaugh or Ann Romney, get up with it.
An e.g for you.
Jack Frost is a good-for-nuttin' Limbaugh/Romney, end of story.
Now, that's more like it! This inspires me to delve into my bag of trickery and smother her with my vast knowledge of Multiverse, Universe, Galaxies, Black Holes; oh specially them black holes
Well farg me drunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did the fridge run outta food ???
Where the hell you been Taco ?......................I figured you'd either taken up fulltime residency at the In & Out or got a part-time job at the drive thru window there for perks.
Hey, don't be overly nasty to Oz, that would be playing right into his wheelhouse afterall.
Remember my good man JF that I am not entirely up to speed with these parts of the "world" yet
Oh my ................. what a shock that is.
"Silence of the Lambs" remake anyone ?
Huh ????????????...........................I dont see any "Pearl Necklace"....................what you talkin' about Flash ?
Thats the same chick as above ????
DAMNNNNN !!!.........................but see, here's where the lie's and deceit begin.
How fair is it for us men to see a woman like that, yet take off the makeup, eyelash extensions, hair extensions etc etc etc and she's just any ol "plain Jane from Toledo, Ohio"
Its bullshit I tell ya ................... its not like us Men take much to fool anyway, so ease up on all that crap Ladies, its still whats between your legs we are most interested in afterall.
Was referring to an earlier pic of her which Blew had posted (in red dress) where she's wearing a Cross on her necklace.
What a guy, love it, knows what he wants and isn't afraid to admit it ................ you go out there and knock the bejeeezus out that young stuff mate, with my blessings.
Seriously though, there is no comparison to the young Rush/Ann, that older stuff is just fine also, but as you stated, who wants someone else's baggage to take care of ? (Hell, Id have probably done your Ex up in Burbank if it wasnt for the kids you left with her)................Farg, not me, thats for certain, plus that older Rush & Ann can become a little loose and dehydrated after 50 odd years and the asking price for Vaseline and these newer Lubes is outragous if you ask me.
She shows good technique....... judging from this photo.
D'ohhhhhhhh ...............(I think I got that ya dill)
I still think a "pearly" wouldn't go astray all the same.
The DEEV is taken, do I need to constantly remind you of that ?
Well who's fault is that ?
It is your decision to spend time pounding the pavement looking for #3, not ours.
Are you and X man in a race to get to double figures in Ex's by the way ???
She must be the only world class women's athlete Ive ever seen with fakies though .....................I swear I haven't seen one chicky in the Olympics thus far that would even need a training bra, let alone a "Boulder-Holder".
Has Kiwi taken up the job of Lambchops "holder" yet since Shari Lewis passed ?
Not many around who could say they have the experience of sticking one's hand up a sheeps arse like Kiwi and Shari can.
So the "takee" has become the "Fister" your saying ?
Turnaround is fair play they say, go for it Kermey !!!!
I've found you the ideal Texas woman ........
Apart from a few seemingly innocent anger management issues, she's perfect.
No set itinerary but we're departing next weekend and expecting to be up there around the middle of the week - maybe Wed.
Oh trust me I do
back @ you! If you like I would be happy to take you and your family for a boat ride out of moss landing!
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I will be on my best behavior. LOL. I need to get down there and do a photo safari of Australia and New Zeland....
You ought to be very careful with such Freudian "slips" when addressing that Wallabee fcuker Kinkyzoid aka JGF
Hey mate! Been fargin' busy................got back into the tech industry. Just started a new job as a Regional Sales Manager for a software company based in Silicon Valley (I'm still in Texas, managing the Central Region). Really excited about the company, they are growing quickly and there is a ton of opportunity.
How ya been? Is Deev over there yet?
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