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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

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    Mr corpse, Santa Cruz is only 1/2 hour north from my boat so if it works out just give me a call!


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    No these days I am I that bunk every night! Wow and I forgot that Jackie was in this bunk! I feel so much warmer now! ;)


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    No thanks I'll stay with my truck!


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    Just watched a fascinating battle in the Womens Individual Gymnastics Final ..............

    Magnificant performance by that Gabby Douglas, that was nothing short of brilliant.

    Even if your not into a sport like that, you sure do have to appreciate the time and effort it must take to reach that level.

    Top shelf stuff. :tup:

    Womens marathon coming into its closing stage as well, no surprise that the Kenyans and Ethiopeans are right at the front, but now there's a Ruskie chicky thats thrown a spanner in the works and giving them all they can handle for a medal.

    Thrilling finish coming up, breakaway group has 4 left, shoulder to shoulder and one of those poor bastages is gonna have nothing to show for it other than memories................its a cruel world isn't it.

    Can the Ruskie spoil the African domination and grab a medal ?......................should know here shortly.
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    Ohhhhh you sick farg !!!!

    Who's in the other double bed then ?.........don't tell me Rudy has it all to himself these days ?

    I bet you haven't changed the sheets since I slept on them too.

    You really do need looking into. ;)
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    Like you have a choice in the matter !!!! :p
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    Stop stalking people or I'm calling the Po Po !!!!! :p

    Hope you guys get a chance to meet up, that would be cool after knowing after the fact, how close you guys were working to each other all those years and never crossing paths.
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    Thank you! ;)

    Change the sheets? I'll have to google that later!


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    Oh **** what have I become? :)


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    hahahahahahahahahaha, I overcame that sheet deal at the Tennis Club for 10 years by simply not using any.

    Opened sleeping bag on the bottom, Comforter on top, $32 Walmart blow-up job for a mattress ..............best sleep Ive ever had !!!! :tup:

    All that sheet and frilly jargon makes no sense to me ................ I'll gladly leave that stuff for the girls I think. ;)
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    Become ???.......................No, I think you've always had it in you, its just starting to bloom like an April Rose ya silly Ol' bastage !!!! :D
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    On to the Men's Gymnastics Individual events now.

    What the hell do this Gymnast's eat that makes them capable of these moves ???

    They must be on a diet of super balls, rubber bands and Slinky's to be able to jump that high in the Floor exercise, that :poop: they perform is superhuman.

    Quite amazing what the body is capable of when you watch these bastages do their thing.
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    On to the Men's Gymnastics Individual events now.

    What the hell do this Gymnast's eat that makes them capable of these moves ???

    They must be on a diet of super balls, rubber bands and Slinky's to be able to jump that high in the Floor exercise, that :poop: they perform is superhuman.

    Quite amazing what the body is capable of when you watch these bastages do their thing.

    P.s ...the guy from Chile looks like a 70's Porn star by the way, that has to be worth a few extra tenths for sure. ;)
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    I figured as much ........ poor little guy, what a life story he could tell, how lucky are you he can't talk !!!
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    Everything you said here is demonstrably wrong. I won't badger you if you don't want an explanation on why...
    1)your use of "logic" is of the bastardized layman's usage
    2)with time to consider logically, there is no danger of getting anything wrong from "over analyzing"
    3)getting emotional when faced with difficult decisions is not something separating us from other animals
    4)though tastes can be subjective, not much else is when definitions are determined

    What I am saying is not just an opinion

    Unlike religion which may use some sensible stories to sell a belief, critical thinking has no agenda outside learning how to think. It is math in this respect and can simplify many "not so easy decisions" to be closer to 2+2 = 4 (not an opinion, yeah?). So, forget Cro and Weddle because I'm not there when I sincerely--without patronizing recommend several books to you...

    http://www.amazon.com/Becoming-Critical-Thinker-Guide-Millennium/dp/0536600600
    (Ultimately, this one is the best I have read but not the most friendly to someone newly getting into critical thinking)

    http://www.amazon.com/Aristotle-Aardvark-Washington-Thomas-Cathcart/dp/0810995417
    (very funny, great introduction, won't have you glazing over and an Aussie would love it even though it's dated and picks on US republicans mostly)

    http://www.amazon.com/Plato-Platypus-Walk-into-Understanding/dp/B001990I7Q
    (haven't read this one but it's from the authors of the book above and apparently better and still light)

    http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guid...=1344192941&sr=1-1&keywords=guide to ********
    (A must for beginners)
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    Noooo! Say it ain't soooo! Fargin' Ringo! Can't trust an ice dancer...
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    You realize in order to do that:

    A- One must have a C*ck [sic]
    B- Must be able to block

    ;)
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    Jay Paris:

    I liked the work of radio play-by-play man Josh Lewin and public relations assistant Scott Yoffe trading off on the PA system in keeping the fans informed. It almost compensated for a questionable song blaring from the speakers, a Rihanna ditty that I'm not quite sure was right for the hundreds of kids on hand. Couldn't they have picked a tune besides Rihanna's "S&M"? The lyrics: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.''

    My bad — maybe it was an ode to Norv Turner's vaunted offense, which is constantly moving the chains.
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    With all due respect Oz, to start reading books about anything at my age may be more detrimental for one's health than advantagous, I may only get halfway through before having to start again and before I know, I'm dead, how pissed off would I feel then ???????

    And ofcourse my use is of the bastardized layman's, how could it be based on anything but that when one is simply a topnotch bastage to begin with ?

    Appreciate the thought all the same, no badgering taken by the way.
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    Ohhhhhhh Yesssssssss, the Ice Prancer is nothing if not quietly optimistic that this is infact the year that they finally click and put it altogether, can you believe that pussy-whipped bastage.
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    If you are older than me, I'm going to be very upset with you

    42 here
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    So ......
    1., Your saying your a Unic

    2. Your Jumpy Jeromey Clary's identical twin.

    Interesting !!!!
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    Then you are a mere child in this territory :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    You go with # 1 & I'll take # 2 as an option ;)
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    Well Farg! Tickle me pink! These arseholes will never win anything! Ya hear me, Nothing!
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    Exactly!
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