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Nonsense and Non Sequiturs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Blue Bolt, Apr 19, 2011.

  1. jackfrost
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    Say whaaaaa ?????

    Oh shitttttttt, is the first preseason game tomorrow ?

    Damn, where's that schedule ???
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    "Chris Johnson thinks he could beat Usain Bolt in race" :rolleyes:

    If this headline doesn't scream out.....

    "Hey Roger, I'm doing Bath Salts, whatcha gonna do about it ?".....then I don't know what does.

    I'd give him 4 games based on delusional stupidity alone........ and because he's a total dumbarse.
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    A race to what? The bottom?
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    Oh please God, spare us.

    Hasn't this women's 15 minutes of fame come and gone yet ?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...=maing-grid7|main5|dl22|sec1_lnk2&pLid=190036

    Somebody hurry up do her and lets move on to something of substance if at all possible.

    p.s...........I feel quite willing to accept the fact that she feels "ripped by the media" as her no longer being a virgin, bad luck Timmy, that leaves you as the Oldest virgin in the USA.
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    Not to overstate the obvious, but the LT situation is looking a bit drastic.
    No matter #SBW2013
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    Maybe, if she didn't endlessly promote her *** before the games, nobody would give a ****. It's like the Missile Mouth from Down Under...... if you bring a ton of attention to yourself, and you don't deliver, you open yourself to criticism. Same goes for Ryan Lochte.
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    I'm thinking some electrical stimulation therapy might get that back to calm down. Anyone got some jumper cables? ;)
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    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    I would like the blue version please...
    [​IMG]

    Oh, and Randy Travis seriously needs to give up them cigarettes... ;)

    ~~~

    One month from today, the Bolts will play a game that actually counts - this is the exhibition season - we shall see who is left standing come the final 53....
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    Its OK, we always have McMuffin on speed dial if needed ....... I bet he's probably sitting back home in Georgia, sucking down whole fried chickens like popcorn and in excess of 500 Ib by now.

    Has Gaither's suceeded in pulling the wool of our eyes as well ??

    What is it with LT's and the Chargers ?
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    Fanatstic Men's 800 Final .............. World record run, don't miss it when you get the chance to watch it over there, simply brilliant running.
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    Yep, exactly right BLEW, you know how I feel about those that talk the talk and NEVER walk the walk.

    If your good enough, you'd never need to say a damn word to anyone......... your performance alone will do all the talking for you and that way you can save us the pleasure of even hearing your annoying whining anyway.

    Our swimmers have copped that much crap in the press here, have loved it really..............there's a full on investigation into what the hell happened over there...............but its OK, apparently our Ladies are leading the way in "putting out" and stalking the "big names", which to many here it seems, is far more important and newsworthy anyway. :rolleyes:

    Ohhhh My, kid from the Bahama's I believe has just torn a Patella tendon doing the Triple Jump by the look of it..............Oh Damn, thats not for the faintheated to watch.
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    I can suppy the 440V Three phase generator.
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    Last year I cracked up my therapist with a simple response to her statement to let her know when to back off as she continued to increase the level on the electro-stim hooked up to my back..
    "When you smell bacon..."

    Unfortunately, such treatments seemed to only last for about 3 hours before the knotting and spasms around T-6 through 8 would start again.
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    Well, a football game is only 3 hours right? Seems like the perfect solution. ;)
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    AJ is probably on the line right now....... he loves a "project" player. ;)
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    My personal "cocktail" for Chargers REAL games includes either Tums or Rolaids and assuring BP meds were taken at least 2 hours prior to game-time.. (I don't get that excited during exhibition games until I hear a prospective starter has been injured). ;)
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    X FACTOR In for Life.........

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    Shown out here at 7pm, so gotta watch, the addiction always wins..........
    gotta............ watch...........
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    Seniors Still Need Print Media

    I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    'This is the 21st century, he said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

    I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit him.
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    A little off-topic at this point but an interesting side-note from Acehole:

    UTKevinAcee ‏@UTKevinAcee Not only is Marcus McNeill not playing for the Chargers, he is not playing any more for anyone. He has decided to retire.

    ...
    and in other newz:

    Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter NFL is committed to replacement officials through at least 2nd week of preseason. Costs of replacements will come from officials union pool

    (Now why would that last sentence put a grin on my face?)
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    I prefer a rubber band myself....... fly never knows what's coming until it's too late. :tup:
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    What is it with injuries and the Chargers?


    btw, as you can see from Dave's post above, McNeil is ours forever ;)
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    Lets Go Chargers!
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    Well, that's one physical evaluation Dr. Chao didn't **** up. That must raise his average to .100. :D
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    Thanks for the new Avatar Blue!
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    Looks a little fuzzy...... hard to make out the players. ;)
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    **** LT........ and the horse he rode in on!!! ;)
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    I'm going with beer
    beer
    and
    some more beer.
    With every year that passes, the scotch hangovers get worse. So I'm laying off that stuff tonight.
    I swear.
    Well, maybe a touch of some Islay malt. But that's it.
    Really.
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    Well they're both long gone now...
    New horse wasn't spectacular though, and it didn't like being ridden by LT at all ;)

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