Post Padding II

Even small turtles have big balls :icon_mrgreen:

I have to take a major ...........

(not dump ya doofs) but a leap of .....

faith ..... to poll vault my ........

:icon_eek: :icon_eek:

CRABS over your asss......

Little dogs pisss on big wheels ......... :icon_mrgreen:

I have no clue why I am posting here other than I am a bit (?)

Fuc't up..........

Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots,
And ruined your black tie affair.

The last one to know,
The last one to show,
I was the last one you thought you'd see there.

And I saw a surprise,
And the fear in his eyes,
When I took his glass of champagne

I toasted you,
Said honey we may be through,
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,

Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.

I guess I was wrong I just don't belong
but then I've been there before, everything's alright
I'll just say goodnight and I'll show myself to the door

Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene, just give me an
hour and then, I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower and you'll
never know,

'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,

Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.

guess I was wrong I just don't belong
but then I've been there before, everythings alright
I'll just say goodnight and I'll show myself to the door

Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then, sweet little lady I'll head back to the bar (haha) and you can kiss my ***

'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,

Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In looooow places.

huh?

Aw, comeon, Wabbit, you knowwhutimtalkinbout!:yes:

It is part of a Garth Brooks Song and here is all the lyrics of the song.


Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boots,
And ruined your black tie affair.

The last one to know,
The last one to show,
I was the last one you tought you'd see there.

And I saw a surprise,
And the fear in his eyes,
When I took his glass of champange,

I toasted you,
Said honey we may be through,
But you'll never hear me complain,

(Chorus)
'Cause I got friends in low places,
Where the Whiskey drowns,
And the Beer chases my blues away,
But I'll be okay,
Now I'm not big on social graces,
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis,
Oh I got friends,
In low places.

I guess I was wrong I just don't belong
but then I've been there before, everything's alright
I'll just say goodnight and I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene just give me an
hour and then, I'll be as high as that Ivory Tower and you'll
never know,

Chorus

I guess I was wrong I just don't belong
but then I've been there before, everythings alright
I'll just say goodnight and I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then, sweet little lady I'll head back to the bar (haha) and you can kiss my a**




To me it is a great song of Garth Brooks because It is true in many pespects about life and how we have friends no matter where they are from.

I new that

"choking you gently
gaining control
hand you a shovel
to dig your own hole"

Part of the lyrics of a Korn song from Open Up.