Quotes on the day.

When all is said and done


More is said, than done


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"I learned a long time ago that you gotta shake hands with pain."

~ Dave Wyndorf

"...as long as its not grape soda."-B4L

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Lito Sheppard told the Philadelphia media that the Eagles are showing him "a little 'disappreciation."

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

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"I like Grape Soda, as long as I'm not waring it."
~B4L


"Damned to those who insult Grape Soda!!!"
~17Rocks :hilarious: :hilarious:


:bow: "All hail to Root Beer fanatics!!!"
~B4L

"There is a fine line between clever and stupid."
~Spinal Tap

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.

Women should be obscene and not heard.


~ Groucho Marx

I'm just that kind of guy, I guess—a gunslinger on one hand, but on the other, a man who knows when to stop, at least at first, but then it turns out I really didn't know when to stop after all.

-Brett Favre

"The After Sex Piss Is Annoying But A Great Reminder Of The Fun You Had The Night Before."
~Simba

"If you knew what you could accomplish you would absolutely fascinate yourself."
~Thomas Edison

"I think playing it safe is the greatest risk that a person can take because when you play it safe the odds of winning are going to be very slim."
~Bob Proctor

A certain amount of danger is essential to the quality of life.

- Charles Lindberg

"Depression is anger without enthusiasm."
~B4L

"Whether You Think You Can or Can’t... Either Way You are Right."
~ Henry Fonda

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."
~Brian Warner

Be Prepared

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”
~Chris Rock

“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don’t expect it back.”
~ author unknown

“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
~ Homer Simpson

“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.”
~Pearl Williams

“Its been a rough day. I got up this morning... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”
~Rodney Dangerfield

if cut your own wood it will warm you twice.

"We didn't have Napster back then. If we wanted to steal music, we'd actually have to go to a record store and shoplift."

"Christ, seven years of college, down the drain!"
~John Belushi


"The war wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Was it?"
~John Belushi

"There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me."
~Andy Kaufman

déjà vu

"But atleast I can spell Kindergarden."
~LV Bolt Fan

http://www.bolttalk.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17428&page=21

"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."
~Arnold Schwarzenegger