When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
This one is worth repeating... "But atleast I can spell Kindergarden." ~LV Bolt Fan http://www.bolttalk.net/forums/showthread.php?t=17428&page=21 BEST EVER!!! :yes: How many years of college down the drain was that?!!! :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve. ~ Bilbo Baggins
Sorry this isn't a one-liner, but one of my favorites from Two and a half Men: Charlie: Alan, there comes a time in every man’s life when he has to make a choice; does he want to be loved, or does he want to get laid. Fourteen years ago you made the wrong choice. You got married, and you wound up with neither. But now, fate has given you another chance. Welcome it. Embrace it. Grab it's pert little ***. Alan: What am I supposed to do, walk into my son’s birthday and say "Hey everybody, look at this gorgeous twenty-two year old woman I'm having sex with." Charlie: Oh don't be silly. You don't want to rub their faces in it, you just want them to know where yours has been.
"The draft is in the air, yes. But it’s 61 days away, and when you get the coaches and general managers together in one place, as they were this weekend here at the Arctic Circle, you can just tell they’re in first grade in 2009 Draftology 101." - Peter King, the fat tub of goo, this morning.
