"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. " ~ Coach Finstock
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them. "
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory." ~Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"
I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna **** with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... ~ PVT Hudson
“The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife is wrong” ~ Archie Bunker “You can never buy beer, you just rent it.” ~ Archie Bunker
“I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~A. Whitney Brown
“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me - so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” ~Homer Simpson
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.” ~Frank Sinatra
“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” ~Dave Berry
"Don't pee in our ashtrays." ~B4L (this was in reference to smoking in the bathrooms back in high school)
