Rapture?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lightning, May 21, 2011.

  1. Lightning Well-Known Member

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    so far the no global earthquake....5:28 PST
  2. HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    Matthew 25:13
  3. boltcorpse back from the dead

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    Corpsie 51:51

    The rapture shall rupture each of you... in exactly 51 minutes.

    #imjustsaying
  4. FCBolt Well-Known Member

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    Brush some dust off your act ya fistlicka
  5. Lightning Well-Known Member

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    Matthew 24:36
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  7. Lightning Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHA!!! I can't believe I didn't think of that! Good one CBF !
  8. HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    Apparently it was postponed until October 21, 2011
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    Postponed? I thought he made a "mathemtical error"?
  10. HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    I guess the Mayans were better mathematicians.
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    Perhaps better than their modern interpreters........

  12. HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    Great. Now they have an excuse for when everyone wakes up on 12/22/2012
  13. Lightning Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't mind all of this if the witchdoctor wasn't taking money from blind believers....all he would have to say is that he was doing this whole thing in order to bring light to the actual benefits of faith....not rip people off, then maybe it wouldn't be such a travesty.

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