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mornin.

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All Repped Out!!

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No, but thank you for the flattering rep message.

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And thanks to the mystery frog-eating repper as well.

:icon_rofl:

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NO!

I sure miss him....

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The following is a letter from Management:

To assure the highest levels of quality, work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are attempting to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. LIST, as our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employers who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have any further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

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Hey Toby -

Do you have those little moths flying around right now? Some kind of bug/moth just hatched, and their are literally BILLIONS of them out here today. There won't be a hungry bird for miles .....

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Nah, it's been rainin here like alla y'alls cows peein on flat rocks!! :yes:

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Raining here too. I gotta go up to Dallas in a few minutes ..... hope this rain stops, or it will be a mess on I-35.

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Drive safe.

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Thanks.

Is that a ball watching avatar? :lol: .... too funny ...

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:icon_eek: :icon_rofl:

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That ball watching avatar is very clever. Award worthy.... :lol:

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Hey I am learning I am many thing I didnt know I was, even if I say I am not...

I guess perception is reality.

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Thanx for the Rep goes outta IAD and the Lovely Carrie and Alina, who between the two of them, turned me 163!!

'Preciate alla y'all!! :yes: :icon_toast:

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My kids ordered my Father's Day gifts from the NFL Shop, and it jes arrived :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:

They got me floor mats for my P/U with a Charger Helmet (white) on it, and a Charger sun shade!! :yes:

What more could a proud dad axt for!! *sniff* :icon_rofl:

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I got a Black&decker Fire Storm reciprocating saw.

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I got my dad a gift certificate to ******* Barrel.

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Good for you, Darlin...******* Barrel is as good a place to eat as any, and they have a neato gift shop!! :yes:

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Proof That The World Is Nuts


In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased mu! st be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.!

(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


(Let's just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.


The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts. :icon_eek: :no: :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

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Sluggo needs help gettin' off 69... and I'm out of reps...

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Me too til tomorrow morning :icon_eek: :icon_sad:

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by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes.

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all. Here are just
a few reasons why.

A woman over 50 will not lie next to you in bed and ask, "What are you
thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.

A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a
damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the movies or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 50 couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 50. They always know.

A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her
younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where
you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there
is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
18-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize, but for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

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Toby, this one cracked me up...

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.:lol:

On my 50th you have to post these for me...

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Not All turtles can breath through there butts, some can though.
The turtles that can, have rigid shells and have to breath out of there anus. Talk about extreme halitosis.:lol:

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That's a date, Darlin!!

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So what about turbo_turtles?? :no: :icon_shrug: :icon_huh: :icon_eek:

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:lol: Just some mouth breather:lol::icon_toast:

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:icon_eek: :lol: