Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Carrie1219, Jun 22, 2007.
That last load turned into a pain in the *** .... this one had some extra $$$ attached to it, so I'm doing a quick turn.
Why do some women watch soap operas - think about it.... (runs)
Oh .... did I mention my labs STINK like skunks? Gawd they smell like crap. You'd think they'd figure out that a skunk is different from a raccoon. Nope. Dumb asses.
He does have a herda cattle ta feed :icon_eek: :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:
Yep .... and they can do some eatin' ....
I tried repping all you ho's but only a couple would let me. Now it's gonna be another week before I can spread 'em. :no:
all :wave: whats up go chargers :turdspuke: oh yeah and the raiders suck :lol:
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That was a fake cow .... I can tell 'em apart right away. :yes:
They had me fooled...:lol:
Can you make it the weekend of the 30th?
So far it is just me, Carrie, BB, Toby and Shammie!!! Anyone else wanna come?
Carrie -- do you need the special code for the Courtyard to get $79/night. Can Rexy come too?
Yeah, but I'm a cattle pro. :yes:
I'll try, but I can't promise right now. What are we gonna do?
Watch the Chargers beat the turds and meet BFISAnn since he refuses to come meet me! :icon_sad:
How could he resist you? Da Bomb !!!
Pure amazingness -
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That was freaking awesome
Music sucks but the vid's ok.
Agreed. Good stuff.
I had a friend at Fort Ord that could do that stuff. I think it's the same, use a projector and draw the lines in.
Somebody please put some good music to that video
when are you leaving...
Soon - hour or two.... Just spent hour + changing a coolant line that was leaking. Glad I washed the truck and engine last night, as I got greasy enough just turning a screw driver. Me and grease have an attraction. I don't get it. I try to be careful, but always wind up a mess.
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they
have frozen glasses.. '
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the
freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be
right back. I promise. OK?'
'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took
out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and little quiches.
'But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swear ing, dirty
words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR ***
DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'
and...they lived happily ever after
I have a question on integrity.
I go to Lowe's today to buy a wine cellar. The one that wifey has approved costs $200 and hold 34 bottles. When I get to the store the have two models available, the one I was going for and a two zone climate control model that holds 50 bottles and costs $699. One of the expensive ones has a big Lowe's tag on it saying it's the cheaper one, price and barcode all on the sticker.
Do you buy the one you went for or get the mis-tagged one and get a hell of a deal?
:icon_rofl: Thats a good one
Been there ..... done that.
The last guy who was going to buy a wife approved wine cellar switched the tags .... then felt guilty and didn't buy it.
Don't be a Belichick.
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