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Rep Hos Anon VI - Peace and Harmony

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Oct 21, 2007.

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  1. Thumper

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    Ok, this thread is a tradition that has been around way to long, so I went ahead and restarted it.

    Besides, I always wanted to name one of these threads. I named is peace and harmony, because that's what I'd like to see more of around here. I know there have been conflicts recently, but it's time to move on and let the era of peace and harmony at BoltTalk begin.
     
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    Yay..new thread to spam :lol:
     
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    [​IMG] :no: :tdown:
     
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    Spam sucks..i'm anti-spam..prefer ham really:lol:
     
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    Dear Sir,

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    Sluggo,

    Our conversation about dreaded SPAM before don't means you can be SPAMMING up dis place. :icon_tease:
     
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    Ok, someone rep me already. I'll rep you back. maybe....
     
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    Who are you again? :icon_huh::icon_shrug:
     
  9. Thumper

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    Me? I'm a Charger Fan. That's all.
     
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    All Repped Out:)
     
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    I think I repped you last night.
     
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    Kid Rock arrested at Waffle House - Atlanta Journal-Constitution


    His mug shot .....
    [​IMG]
     
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    Hey everybody, I hope none of the posters here are in any danger of losing your homes. God be with you.
     
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    Done
     
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    That was funny, but did they really need to slow-mo that?
     
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    ok now what...
     
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    I finally have over 5000 boltbucks. Would have had a bunch more if Cal hadn't been chokers lately.
     
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    Cal are chokers so you might as well get used to it:yes:
     
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    He looks like a guy from my dorm during my Freshman year.

    The dude lived on the upperclassman's wing, in a single room. We called him "JC" - as he looked like many depictions of Jesus Christ. Long hair and always wore white robes like he was some sort of religious dude. He wasn't religious at all, but more of a hippy type.

    He owned a BMW motorcycle, and it was kind of funny watching him ride it in his robes.

    JC worked part time at a garden/nursery place, and always had a bunch of plants in his dorm room. With about two months to go in the school year (my freshman year) I walked up the stairway on that side of the dorm and passed his room. His door was opened, and he had covered the entire floor with grass sod squares. He even put stepping stones so you could walk without hurting the grass.

    He seemed surprised when the dorm authorities kicked him out the next week. Apparently, they didn't take too kindly to him growing grass (both kinds - lawn and smoking :yes: ) on the second floor of Fresno State's "Sequoia" Hall.

    His buddies in the suite next to his single room got kicked out at about the same time. That's a longer story ..... something about caving in the bathroom because they converted the double shower into a sauna/hot tub. :lol: Flooded the entire first floor of our dorm.
     
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    Hay everyone!
     
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    Sportsmanship






    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

    "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.

    "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded.

    He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ***' is it?" Again the little boy nodded.

    "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother."
     
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    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    "What majestic trees"!
    'What powerful rivers"!
    "What beautiful animals"!
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.




    At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?



    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"


    "Very Well," said the voice.


    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:






    "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
     
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