Rep Hos Anon VI - Peace and Harmony

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a dick.

Somma y'all may remember

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How good are you at-

World Geography

Five questions Men always wanted answers to:

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Q. What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose!

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All Repped Out!!

Niters y'all!!

Thanks for the Post-Padding Soft Pron Extravaganza, Toby!

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nuthin like a little insect/amphibian/rodent/cartoon/animal porn to complete my day...

WHERE IS THAT CHANNEL!!!




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Mornin y'all!!

Morning

Harleys



The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to Heaven. At the gates, St Peter told Arthur: "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God." St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God. God recognised Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's
me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke.
"Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of women?" God said, "Ah yes"
"Well" said Arthur. "Professional to professional, you too have some
design flaws in your invention".
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmm, you may have some good points there", replies God, "Hold on".
God went to his celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed" God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours".

Where is that?

Holland Channel, Michigan (Lake Michigan)


here it is in the summer!!!

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OK, it's that time of the month again... NO, not THAT time. :icon_mrgreen:.... Just bear with me... I'm soooo glad that January is about to end that I can't see straight.

FORUM BIRTHDAYS, NOT ON THE CALENDAR If your birthday is in your profile, it's already listed on the calendar and won't make this list.

If you know of any other forum birthdays not on this list, please post...or send me a PM...

JANUARY

11 - BOLTDIEHARD
11 - PARKER88FAN
19 - LIGHTNINGS GIRL

FEBRUARY

1 - Daddy O
26 - VACHARGER FAN
29 - COMPUBOLT

MARCH

18 - THREAD KILLER
20 - ELECTRIC CHAIR
24 - CHARGER CHICK

APRIL

15 - EDGAR

MAY

JUNE

7 - O'REILLY
28 - TITANFAN24

JULY

31 - VOF

AUGUST

11 - SDBOUND
12 - BFISA

SEPTEMBER

23 - BOLTS4LIFE
28 - KIMPOSSIBLE

OCTOBER

5 - BIG BROTHER

NOVEMBER

2 - WONDERSLUG
29 - CCG

DECEMBER

16 - SHAMROCK
19 - SANDOLF
26 - SAM10ANTHA
27 - RULE 12B

Just recently I've discovered that Sandolf shares my birthday... 12/19. :icon_party:

Diet update... Started my diet on 1/4/08 at 145 pounds 5 feet 3 inches tall. :icon_redface: Anyway I've lost 8 pounds (137) and haven't worked all that hard. I'm feelling better too....

I have 12 more pounds to lose to get to my goal of 125 by March 4th. I'm gonna DO IT!!!!:yes:

I'm a life time Weight Watchers Member and if you're over 45, which I am, the weight limit is 141 # for persons my height. (Range is 113-141) I make myself diet hard every time the scale reaches 140...With this discipline, I've thus far been able to keep my weight in "manageable" ranges.

Today is a cleanse day but I'm cheating... Throwing in a cup of coffee cause I NEED it. :icon_banana: :icon_mrgreen:

OK everyone I will give out my birthday and it is in this list as a bold & Blue. I am not giving out the year it is not going to happen. There it is. :icon_toast:

Thanks TT..

What road trip game are we going to this next season? :football:

Hello people! Haven't cruised by lately, but today the forum seems to be going at the speed of broadband, rather than 56k.