Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Oct 21, 2007.
I have to spread some rep before giving sdbound red bombs again.
Does that equate to flinging cow flop? :icon_shrug:
Cow flop? What's that?
I have plenty of cow chips out in the pasture. Need some?
This last trip was pretty bad for ice and snow. I ran more miles with chains on in one day than I had in the last 2-3 years combined.
I-90 was closed due to avalanche problems on Snoqualmie Summit, so I had to go to Portland, OR going in and out of Seattle. The "little" roads, US highway 2 and 12, also were messed up in Washington.
I made it through Utah no problem going up. Got hung up some trying to get back in, as I-84 was closed north of Snowville, UT to Burley, ID.
I've never seen the Four Corners with so much snow. Shiprock, NM, Cortez, CO and especially Monticello, UT were just inundated. Monticello had at least half their businesses closed because they couldn't move the damn snow. Crazy down through that area.
Oh, and Soldier Summit was a mess too. When I went over it on Monday night it was snowing pretty good, but not snowing anywhere else towards either Provo or Price. The snow was so deep on the summit that the sign "Soldier Summit, Elevation 7477 feet" was covered. I didn't know I was over the summit until I started down towards Helper/Price. :lol:
That pretty much sums up my marraige.
This forum is Death March slow today. Frozen *** molasses slow.
... and *** molasses is even slow than regular molasses :yes:
tough postin' right now :icon_sad:
Some religious humor from My special Forces Brothers-
One axt: Why do Southern Baptists refuseta screw standing up??
'Nuthe sed: Cuz they don't want folks thinkin they be dancin, but they do wave at each other as they enter/leave the ABC store.
A bad day-
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink
and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't
think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my life,'says the little guy between sobs. 'I
can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took
home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came
to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then
you show up and drink the damn poison.
It's doing better now, but earlier it was moving at the Speed of Dark ...
All Repped Out!!
Wow, I got some "eff leisure" Rep :icon_eek: :icon_rofl:
THE SPECIAL FORCES SOLDIER AS SEEN BY--
WAR-FIGHTING CINC’S: A drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman corrupting liar, with a Star Sapphire ring, Rolex watch and a Demo knife who will go anywhere, anytime.
HIMSELF: A tall, handsome, highly trained professional killer, female idol, Star Sapphire ring wearing, Demo knife carrying gentleman who is always on time due to the reliability of his Rolex watch.
HIS WIFE: A stinking member of the family who comes through Fort Bragg once a month with a rucksack full of dirty laundry and a hard on.
HIS COMMANDER: The Bravest specimen of a drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman corrupting liar, with a Star Sapphire ring, Rolex watch and a Demo knife.
DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY: An over paid, over rated, tax burden that is indispensable because he has volunteered to go anywhere, and do anything as long as he can booze it up, brawl, steal jeeps, corrupt women, lie, wear a Star Sapphire ring, Rolex watch and carry a Demo knife.
DE OPPRESSO LIBER
I wonder who sends that kind of rep?
I just repped you with my usual boring rep. :wave:
Well since the forum is moving at a fast clip, I just doled out six reps. I've not been very good about repping lately. Will try to do better. :yes:
Did you know that if you type the word "Bolttalk" into your custom user text that it comes out as "********" ???
Why is that?
Unintended double posts are too cool ...... or two cool .....
I'll never tell. :icon_tease:
I would have NEVER guessed. :icon_tease:
I think Alina is about to walk.:icon_eek:
A week ago I was holding her up and trying to get her to walk and she'd just plop her butt back down on the ground as if she had no interest. I figured this kid just has no interest in walking... I'll bet she doesn't walk by her first birthday, (3/13) :lol:
Well, wouldn't ya know. Just in the last two days, she's walking while holding onto furniture, letting go and balancing herself, and also climbing up on the furniture. I think she'll walk at any time. Then again, she might just take her time.
This is fun.
Who said it was me? :icon_shrug: I just said that I'd never tell. :lol:
All repped out ......
Nope - and when did you develop that stutter?:lol:
Good to see the forums operating a bit more normally - but setting here looking at my browser's "waiting for bolttalk.net......" has become a bit frustrating. Thought it was over with, and just sat here for 4 minutes waiting for the Lounge to load. Bet Thump is getting ready to make a visit to the host that they will never, never, never forget!
Life's Big Conundrums
If you're not familiar with the works of Steven Wright, he's the scientist/philosopher/comedian who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen... and replaced by exact duplicates!" His mind tends to see things differently than the rest of us mortals. Here are some of his gems:
1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2- Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
3- Half the people you know are below average.
4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
9- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
10- I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
11- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
2- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
13- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
14- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
15- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the sense to be lazy.
16- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
17- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
19- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
20- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
22- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
23- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
24- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Jes for summpm ta do-
Guess yoour number
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH S CHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM,
HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD
TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED , "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ***,
GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-***** ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
Separate names with a comma.