Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Oct 21, 2007.
I have not been repped since the 8th..... My rep boxes should be blue by now.. :lol:
Hiya Toby, honey!
Check out my post in the "My First Game" thread in the Other Sports section.
One of our young forum mates gets to attend a Spurs- Sixers game in Philly on Martch 15. I tried to give him a little background, in my own words, of what I knew of the Spurs skillz. Im sure you can add alot more.
P.S. Toby-Are you trying to pad your bolt bucks a bit? I've noticed some really LOOOOOOOOOOONG posts by you lately.
Irish bar humor-
A bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.
"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from
between your tits" he says.
"You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my
The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe.
The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
"I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the
cheeks of your arse and lick it all off."
She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!"
Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again.
"One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want?"
"I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill
your ***** with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the
The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs
upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the
"What's up love?" he asks.
"There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my
tits and lick the sweat off", she says.
"I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the Husband.
"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse
cheeks and lick it off" she screams.
"Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat.
"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my *****
with Guinness and then drink it all" she cries!
The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and
switches the telly back on.
"Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries
"Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints
Hey Sweet Thang!! :wave:
Er, uh :icon_shrug: :icon_banana: :icon_party:
Will do, Sweetie!!
Thanks Kimmie... You need to post more so I can rep you.
Hola Senor Concadoodle.
and how was your day?
Not so good. Yours?
Irish Medical Humor-
A doctor in Ireland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached His assistant. 'Garge, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'.
'Yes, sir!' answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Garge, how was your day?'
Garge told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,'says Garge.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and Her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'
'Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Garge, what did ye do?' asks the doctor.
'I put drops in her eyes ' !!!!!
Of course, with the temp in the low 70's, the weather was perfecto.
Anything we can help you with? :icon_shrug:
Conc, Why did your day go south?
Rexy, What was good about yours?
Who says today's kids aren't smart? (Well, some of them are!)
At a high School in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school building.
Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats. 1,2,4.
Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for goat #3.
The weather was gorgeous and the kids, for the most part, were on task. And when they are on task, they learn, natch.
One of my little first-graders told me today that he is "popular". I asked him why. He said, "because lots of teachers come to see me." So, yes, he's pretty popular.
I remember my first teacher....hubba hubba!
Geez, you hold onto old grudges. Dang, dude, let it go. Set her free.
edit: I was responding to your, "She didnt wait for me!"
Randy Pausch's Last Lecture
Oh and she had a brand new 1966 metalic blue Corvette split-window fastback. She was hot!
edit: I wised up and deleted that.
At first, I was like,"Is he dissing teachers?" Then, I thought, nah, he's just a bit bitter about one certain teacher that he had the serious hots for.
So, I'm not mad at you. Yet.:icon_mrgreen: Or should I be?
edit: I think you were mostly hot for her CAR.
Hello hoes. :icon_twisted: I could barely stand not coming here to contribute my random thoughts, so here I am once again. Anybody watch the pro bowl?
Did anyone open a record club back in the day?
Arent we glad the forum is back up to speed?:yes::yes::yes:
And, no I didnt.
Come on, sd, we KNOW you did it. Fess up.
Isnt that one of your aliases?
That's MR. ******** to you!
I stand corrected.
Here's a troutslap for ya, Mr. Sh*tface.:trout:
Nah, other than giving me a good ole Louisville slugger to use to persuade some folks at work to stop bein butt nuggets with...
Mornin' BFUK! :wave:
how are you doing??
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