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Rep Hos Anon VI - Peace and Harmony

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Oct 21, 2007.

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    bwahahhahahhahahahahahahahahHELLOhahahahahahahahahahahaha


    edit: I could add a personal experience, but I shall remain PC and keep my lips locked.
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    No school now for a week for me and now i still get a football fix on sunday as i'm playing for a team now:tup::tup:
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    I got 5 gallons of American Amber and another 5 of Honey Stout peculating in the closet right now... Smells gooooooooood!
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    :tup::tup::tup:


    How long does that stuff last???

    does it go flat?

    I've always wondered if I should invest in a home brew kit.


    You know why Budweiser is like screwing in a canoe???


    Cause its fuking near water!!!


    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Plus Anheuser-Busch supports gun control; the only true gun control is sight alignment ant trigger control.
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    All Repped Out!! :)
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    Hey Guys:wave:
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    Good Morning!
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    hey sdbound
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    How's it going today? Are you ready for that game in October?
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    You know it..hotel is already booked:tup::tup:
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    Charger Dave Back to the Alethiometer..

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    "Tap Tap - Look" is a good thang. ;)
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    Hope you are feeling some better today Chippie! Get plenty of :icon_sleep:!
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    Well, call me old fashioned,

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    It's rep time biitches and biitchettes
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    If y'all gotta tap - tap, y'all ain't holdin a .45 :tdown:
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    After posting this crock of unmitigated jumble of wasted verbiage, non.:no:

    edit: it seems your wife should be sainted.
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    No rep then? :icon_shrug:
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    Give me one viable reason why I should.

    How about a trout slap?:trout:

    I got lots o' those.

    edit: unless you like slapping.
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    Hi Sweetie!! :wave:
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    All Repped Out!! :)
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    The flowers are still spectacular. I will not soon forget receiving them.:icon_kiss:


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    This Is What Would Have Happened If The Pats Had Won

    BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! All you fackin’ Paytree-ut hatahs out they-ah now must face the facts. THE FACKIN’ PAYTREE-UTS ARE FACKIN’ 19-0!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! And for that, I have only one thing to say...

    YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!

    You ****in’ Yankee ******s always think you’re the best. Well, you know what? THE FACKIN’ PATS WENT UNDEFEATED! Did the Yankees ever do that? HA! I can’t wait to call my buddy Fred, a diehahd Yankee fan. I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he realizes the PATS are the fackin’ greatest TEAM evah! I can’t wait to get a fackin’ UNDEFEATED Sawx jersey. Can you imagine how confident the crowd at Fenway will be now? Take that, Yankees! THIS IS FOR FACKIN’ CLAIMIN’ CLEMENS AS YOUR OWN!

    Now that the Patriots are 19-0, it’s clear that the Yankees are just a second tier franchise. Fackin’ Hank Steinbrenner, you really think you have the class of Bawb Kraft? FACK YOU! WHY DON’T YOU GO SPOON FEED STRAINED PEAS TO YOUR OLD MAN, SHITBAWX! Hey Hank, I hear your old man just wanders around his house with his bathrobe open and his cawk out, and that he tawks to his hairbrush. WHAT A FACKIN’ LOSAH!!!!

    Face it, Yankee fans: The Paytree-uts are now the fackin’ greatest team in history, and they always will be! And you know what that means, you fackin’ Bawston hatahs? That means that your team will nevah, EVAH, be as good as the Pats. Even if your team wins the Super Bowl next year (which I highly doubt because both Tawmmy Brady and the fackin’ smahtest man in the universe Billy Belichick, who my fackin’ fifth cousin once sat near at a Legal Seafoods back in 2003), your team’s championship won’t mean FACKIN’ JACK ****!

    Suck on that! That’s right. No mattah what you fackin’ do, your team’s success will nevah be as meaningful or as important as ours. You’re just fillin’ out the fackin’ almanac, 2036 Titans! We all know the fackin’ 2007 Pats would fackin’ slap you and your robot players around like I slap around the dirty Sikh who runs the packy store down the blawk. $5.99 far a fackin’ pack of Pahluhmunts? Fack you, ya fackin’ sitar-playin’ fack! DRIVE MY FACKIN’ FAMILY TO LOGAN!

    Do you know what makes this Pats victory so fackin’ special? The fact that WE, the fackin’ Red Sawx Nation, took the fackin’ team on our shouldahs. WE FACKIN’ ALL SHARE IN THIS TRIUMPH TOGETHAH! That’s why I’m goin’ all fackin’ out to make sure everyone knows that I, Tommy fackin’ O’Leary, will always be paht of the fackin’ Pats’ JUGGUHNUT!

    I’m gonna get a 19-0 shirt. I’m gonna shave 19-0 into my dog’s ***. I’m gettin’ a 19-0 decal on my fackin’ F150. And I’m gonna tattoo UNDEFEATED right on my cawk! I’m gonna use my trust fund money to make my folks redesign their house so it’s in the shape of 19-0. AND EVERY FACKIN’ YEAR UNTIL I DIE, I‘M GONNA DRINK A GALLON OF BOONE’S WHEN THE LAST UNBEATEN TEAM LOSES! AND I’M GONNA TEACH MY ILLEGITIMATE GRANDKIDS TO DO THE SAME!

    Fack you, Dolphins! That tradition is ours now! You think you can have traditions? ONLY FACKIN’ BAWSTON CAN HAVE TRADITIONS! We’re the birthplace of tradition, you facks. Stop cawpyin’ us!

    And to all you elitist facks who said the Pats cheated, I have only this to say: THAT FACKIN' FAGOOT A-ROD TRIED SLAPPIN' THE BAWL OUTTA MILLAHHHHH'S GLOVE IN THE ALCS! The fackin' Yanks and their slapdick media buddies try to cheat and disrespect Beantown all the fackin' time! So consider this payback, A-Rod, you fackin' son of a housekeepah!

    The Pats, like any great team, did what it took to dawminate. Even if that meant tracking the Giants' every move with a discarded Russian spy satellite, or poisoning their team breakfast with ground-up Chinese tinker toys, or sending pizza and hookers to their hotel suites at 4AM last night. That just means they are true champions! They still won won feeehhhh and squeeeehhhh!

    So soak it all in, Yankee fans. The Pats are the greatest team to ever play the game. Try and face down Jawsh fackin’ Beckett while you think about that! FACK YOU JETAH YOU FACKIN' AWKTAROON!!!!

    YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!
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    We all knew this. So, :icon_huh:?

    What's your poison?
    Shouldnt this go in the bakey drunk thread?

    Did you get this off the Jim Rome site?

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    Wine

    Bakey drunk thread?

    No, but I don't recall where I got it.
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    Annual Senior Citizen Test-

    It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.
    Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
    Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer..

    OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


    1. What do you put in a toaster?



    2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?

    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?


    4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany ) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land ' between East Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?


    5. Without using a calculator –
    You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales
    In London, 17 people get on the bus.
    In Reading, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
    In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
    In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
    In Swansea, three people get off and 5 people get on.
    In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
    You then arrive at Milford Haven.
    What was the name of the bus driver?

    Answers Below.................


    1. Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

    2. Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

    3. Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
    If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

    4. Answer: You don't bury survivors.
    If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

    5. Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
    Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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    After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the she felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.


    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

    He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

    Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"


    "I found the remote," he mumbled.
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