Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Oct 21, 2007.
Chargers.com story on Norv's Monday press conference.
this one's for
:icon_eek: uke: :lol:
A two letter word meaning a rise in altitude...
Whats down :lol:
p88f's poll numbers :lol:
Ouch .... :icon_eek:
Hi! :wave: I have no shame.
No, we've made no changes in rep.
Be well, have fun, do everything I wouldnt do!
I can't. I need my Babydoll home!
New instructional Golf Book -- In stores now!!
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earning
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 - When Does A Divot become classified as Sod
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...
Chapter 13 - Using Curse Words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off the Tee
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 18 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 19 - Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender Too
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house The cat we had put out in the yard scooted back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon, "He's just going upstairs
to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I got into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," I said as we drove away. "That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by
the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
wrbanwal!!!! I haven't had the chance to send you that thing. GF right there next to me kinda thing, you know? I'll try today after five.
Whats up Bolt fans and rep ho's :wave:
I feel your confusion. I must have been repping with breakneck efficiency and speed.
Good Morning Everyone! This time tomorrow I'm going to be on a plane.
And where are you going :icon_huh:
Morning, Johnny and everyone... :wave:
Thumper is headed to Europe for a vacation...
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