Rep Hos Anon VI - Peace and Harmony

I'm working tomorrow ... hopefully. My back has been screwed up all week.

Rest that puppy :yes:

That's all I've been doing for days, and it isn't getting any better. :no:

It will get better :yes:

Hope so .....

Right now I need another 20-30 posts to drop 300 more Boltbucks on the Chargers.

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Just a quick drive by :wave: to all the Hoes...

My Queen where have you been...

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Well Hi Hoe!

Hey there... Great game today... We got to coast a bit in the second half cause we were so far ahead.. Nice to have the game won early on for once. :yes:

Hey I saw her 1st :lol:

I've been gambling my royal subjects. I've missed you all. :yes:

And your point is :icon_shrug:

What part of I saw her 1st don't you understand :icon_shrug:

Ok two people almost post at the same time...and one says to the other...I saw her 1st... its a joke...but its not funny ant more

Nuff of this... We can all hold hands... in the Peace and Harmony thread. :icon_tease:

Actually, Ant is quite funny at times.

Now thats funny

With all these fires still going on, I was thinking more along the lines of sitting around one, roasting Marshmallows, eating smores, and singing Kumbaya

So a few minutes ago the strong smell of fire whiffs into my bedroom window...:icon_eek: So I alarming start looking outside looking to see if the hills are alive with the flames of fire...and it's just my neighbor's outdoor barbecue pit! :icon_tease:

I really got to quick peeking in people's bedrooms ... anybody have a breathe mint?

There's paint in my hair! :icon_eek:

Did I scare you ?

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Hair??:icon_huh:

Hey Shammy, I didn't notice... did she have hair?:icon_shrug:

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I don't know. She hit me with a paint can before I got a good look. :lol:

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Didn't you hear me yell "Incoming!":lol:

Questions and Observations

* The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.

* Two wrongs are only the beginning.

* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

* A fool and his money are soon partying.

* If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

* If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

* Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

* Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

* Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

* Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

* Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

* If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

* Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

* How can someone "draw a blank"?

* Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Nah ... I wasn't wearing my hearing aid. :icon_tease:

What's the Cuban national anthem? -- Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? -- A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? -- A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? -- They're hiring.

Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek? -- Because they're not going to work in the future either.

What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm? -- A pimp. <or a Shammy>

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? -- Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the difference between a northern and a southern zoo? -- A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the "F" word? -- Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "BINGO"!

What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale? -- A northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tail begins, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh#t..."

Times have changed. Years ago -- when 100 white men chased 1 black man, they called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it the PGA Tour.

All reped out

With nowhere to go?

I think Thumper is working on the fourm...

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