Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thumper, Oct 21, 2007.
I'm working tomorrow ... hopefully. My back has been screwed up all week.
Rest that puppy :yes:
That's all I've been doing for days, and it isn't getting any better. :no:
It will get better :yes:
Hope so .....
Right now I need another 20-30 posts to drop 300 more Boltbucks on the Chargers.
Just a quick drive by :wave: to all the Hoes...
My Queen where have you been...
Well Hi Hoe!
Hey there... Great game today... We got to coast a bit in the second half cause we were so far ahead.. Nice to have the game won early on for once. :yes:
Hey I saw her 1st :lol:
I've been gambling my royal subjects. I've missed you all. :yes:
And your point is :icon_shrug:
What part of I saw her 1st don't you understand :icon_shrug:
Ok two people almost post at the same time...and one says to the other...I saw her 1st... its a joke...but its not funny ant more
Nuff of this... We can all hold hands... in the Peace and Harmony thread. :icon_tease:
Actually, Ant is quite funny at times.
Now thats funny
With all these fires still going on, I was thinking more along the lines of sitting around one, roasting Marshmallows, eating smores, and singing Kumbaya
So a few minutes ago the strong smell of fire whiffs into my bedroom window...:icon_eek: So I alarming start looking outside looking to see if the hills are alive with the flames of fire...and it's just my neighbor's outdoor barbecue pit! :icon_tease:
I really got to quick peeking in people's bedrooms ... anybody have a breathe mint?
There's paint in my hair! :icon_eek:
Did I scare you ?
Hey Shammy, I didn't notice... did she have hair?:icon_shrug:
I don't know. She hit me with a paint can before I got a good look. :lol:
Didn't you hear me yell "Incoming!":lol:
Questions and Observations
* The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.
* Two wrongs are only the beginning.
* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* A fool and his money are soon partying.
* If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
* If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
* Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
* Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
* Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
* Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
* Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
* If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
* Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
* How can someone "draw a blank"?
* Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Nah ... I wasn't wearing my hearing aid. :icon_tease:
What's the Cuban national anthem? -- Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? -- A different bar.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? -- A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? -- They're hiring.
Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek? -- Because they're not going to work in the future either.
What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm? -- A pimp. <or a Shammy>
Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? -- Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What's the difference between a northern and a southern zoo? -- A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the "F" word? -- Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "BINGO"!
What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale? -- A northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tail begins, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this sh#t..."
Times have changed. Years ago -- when 100 white men chased 1 black man, they called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it the PGA Tour.
All reped out
With nowhere to go?
I think Thumper is working on the fourm...
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