YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Firebreathingkittens are Goat League FF Champions!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha - just like the bolts my team went on a late season streak and hopefully like the bolts we won it all!! I LOVE WINNING!! :lol:
A tourist couple driving through La Jolla start arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. So they stop for lunch, and while they're ordering, they ask the cashier, "Can you tell us where we are? How do you pronounce it?" The employee replies, speaking slowly, "Burrrr-gerrrrr Kiiiiiiiing."
Watching Saturday Night Live with guest host Charles Barkley :lol::icon_rofl::lol::icon_rofl::lol::icon_rofl:
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he Rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt. You can't fix stupid
Jack Daniels Fishing Story I finally got around to going fishing this mornin' - but after a while, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good Bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his Mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it In my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten - I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in Its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp! I released him into the lake Without incident and carried on with my fishing, using the frog as bait. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that damn snake with two frogs in his mouth!
. It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have Turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the Children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early Dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can Leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart And will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the Questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these *****es would Keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
FINALLY!!! Every time the subject has come up since the earthquake, my wife has been yelling at the TV "they need to send in the SeaBees!" Finally, about 10 hours old - we see this on the AP wire: ---------- Seabees head to Haiti GULFPORT, Miss. -- Seabees from Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 7 will deploy to Haiti as part of the U.S. aid to the island country. They are expected to remain about six months. Rob Mims, public affairs officer for the Naval Construction Battalion Center, tells The Sun Herald 85 Seabees and 690 short tons of mainly street-cleaning equipment are being sent to help with the cleanup of debris. ---------- Pardon my "earthy" language, but the United States Navy Construction Battalions (CB's a.k.a. "SeaBees") have been doing this kind of **** for over 60 years and NOBODY is better to have around when stuff goes to **** or **** needs to be cleaned up IMO.
