Okay So Nobody In Here Read My Last Post In This Thread At All Then...Or Even Liked It:icon_shrug: I See How It Is.. And All I Was Tryin To Do Was Help This Place Out... **** It Then...
Hi Scar. I read your post and liked the idea.... I'm just not a decision maker here. Like Buck said, PM some the mods, admins. and Thumper. We have plenty of them. I'll post a link for you in a minute. http://www.bolttalk.net/forums/showgroups.php
foogin dodgers Team Report Apr 11, 2009 The foogin dodgers will place right-hander and opening-day starter Hiroki Kuroda on the 15-day disabled list Saturday with a mild strain of his left oblique, a move that was mostly precautionary for a condition that isn't believed to be serious. Kuroda pitched 5 2/3 solid innings in Monday's season-opening win at San Diego. But he felt discomfort in his left side while throwing his normal side session Wednesday and was immediately sent back to Los Angeles to see team physician Dr. Neal ElAttrache on Thursday and undergo an MRI, which showed nothing out of the ordinary. Kuroda rejoined the team in Arizona Friday and tried to throw again before batting practice, only to feel the same discomfort. adre
sorry guy - i don't read all the posts in this thread sometimes b/c it gets updates so fast... i usually just read the most recent page :icon_shrug: nothin' personal just didn't see your post... the suggestions to ask the mods is a good one tho npnp
Why do we need all that flash? We are not a bunch of kids. As a matter of fact there are a bunch of grandparents in here.
The Pads beat the Giants 6-3, and are in 1st place in the NL West!! :icon_eek: :yes: :icon_rofl: :flag:
Afterlife The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day , their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet. They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.' The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. 'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your reward in Heaven.' The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth. 'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man. 'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied.. 'You can play for free, every day.' Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages. 'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.' The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. 'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked. 'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!' The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?' 'Not unless you want to,' was the answer. 'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...' 'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.' The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!'
We had our parents over for Easter today. Anyway, a quick story from the dining table. My mom tells us a story about one of her recent plane trips. She's sitting next to some man who appears to be normal but as the flight continues he starts reaching into her bag of cookies and eating them. She's too embarrassed to say anything but she continues to eat the cookies out of the bag too. The man keeps reaching into her bag and taking cookies one at a time. She's peeved at this guy but doesn't say anything. After landing she goes into a store, opens her purse to get some money and finds her unopened bag of cookies.
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.' 'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?' 'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.' So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!' The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?' The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?' The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls...You must be a POLITICIAN'
How smart are you? 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below ... ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs 7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert 8) What color is a purple finch ? Crimson 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course) What do you mean, you failed? Me, too. (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!) Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless too.
