Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Carrie1219, Feb 17, 2009.
That is all...
Terry Bradshaw, the goof with a good cause.
Can't wait to see the merchandise. :lol:
That is cool... maybe I'll give some money...
Works for me - rep-worthy too!
Thanks for the well wishes, you two. I am feeling a bit better today
In Russia garbage throw you out.
That is good to hear Rexy - I didn't post it but you KNEW I was thinking about ya!
Hopefully the KC win will make you feel even better?
I went "all in" on that game today - they haven't settled up in vBookie yet but shoot - I'm feeling RICH!
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind
him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose
funeral is it?'
''What happened to her?'
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the
dog turned on her.'
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?'
The man replied, 'Get in line.'
I hope you start feeling better Rexy!
Good morning all...
I need to buy tickets for the game Sunday. What are my chances are getting them outside the game if I wait until Sunday?
How many are you buying?
I got 2!
we are now meeting at M4!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhh Raider Week - can't wait until Sunday!!!
the Raiders suck
This weeks Poster:
The Nun in Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, then how about that drink?"
I will try to stop by; can't promise anything. I am taking the trolley!
LESLIE ANN! How are ya sista-girlfriend???
You MUST stop by M4 and say hi!!! I am going too!
OK!! I promise to try!!!
when you get off the trolley we are about 50 yards to your right!!!!!!
oh WOW, so you may see me get off the trolley? :icon_rofl:
The TV lied! It isnt Always Sunny in Philly!!!!
It is dam cold and damp!!!
Drive up and see me. I aint gots no car! LOL!
Are you in Philly? Drive down adn see me .. less than 2 hours .. get in the car NOW!
DARN you!! Why couldn't you have told me earlier. :icon_evil:
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