The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Interesting development ......

My internist referred me to a female urologist.
I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.
She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I have to stop masturbating.
I asked her why and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

Mornin y'all!!

Good morning Toby.

Hey, ya'll. Home today with a crushing headache, so keep the noise down. :lol:

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!' she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed...

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.

Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, 'I don't know where we were ... or what we did ... but, by God. We took
FIRST and SECOND place.

Mornin H8er!!

I'm back guys- just got back from Holiday

Shame on you for talking that way about her Buck... :lol:

Hey, Chris! Where did you go?

I went to the Peak District National Park here in the UK- I've got some scenery pictures to post later on today or tomorrow

All Repped Out!!

Will look forward to seeing them Chris!

WHY?

Olympic gymnastic judging sucks :icon_evil:

The Australian judge sucks balls :icon_evil:

Damn, rumors ar the Pads have traded Greg Maddux to the foogin dodgers for a PTBNL :icon_eek: :icon_sad:

Questionable advice-

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN
YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING
THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE
AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT SHOULD MOVE BUT DOESN'T, USE THE WD-40. ;IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.


8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

link to article

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=ArYxaRAQ8P0AfQuZukzC_c05nYcB?slug=ap-dodgers-padrestrade&prov=ap&type=lgns

Mornin y'all!!

Gutsy Ol Broad-

snipped............


POINT MARION, Pa. – A 17-year-old is in police custody after an 85-year-old woman held him at gunpoint and forced him to call 911 after police say he broke into her home. Smith says she made the boy call the police and then held him at gunpoint until they arrived. Smith says the incident was "exciting" and she's hoping it ends a string of burglaries in the area...... (end snip)

Morning toby:wave:

Hey young'un!! :wave:

Ghost Story-

It seems there once was a ghost who inhabited a little shopping mall. This ghost, however, was quite allergic to berries. So, when the local residents one day decided to hold a Berry Festival in the mall, the ghost became quite upset and decided to frighten them all away.

When the assembled crowd was at its largest, he held his breath until he swelled up to 10 times his normal size, then dramatically appeared and, instead of shouting the traditional "Boo!", he bellowed out in a deep voice, "Hark!"

With that, everyone fled in panic, knocking over displays and tables, leaving behind only the stray dustball blowing in the wind. When a fellow ghost later asked our spiteful (or sprite-full?) spirit about his strange behavior, he replied that there was quite a simple reason for him to choose a mall-hark..... when you scare enough to end the berry fest!

<groan> :icon_eek: :lol:

All Repped Out!!

Stolen and forwarded!

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my turn now....:yes:

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