Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
I see you are already in Vegas homie honey! :yes:
How was your trip? :icon_banana:
Great trip, great to see my buds, and more'll come in today. My sister and niece met me at the airport, so I've been ableta see family.
Can't waitta getta 'Dago!! :yes:
An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the Casino and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men
for every foot you go down in that sand, you need to go out about 3 foot.
Home early due to rain. Come out & play!!!!
Carrie is on a conference call and is bored... :icon_shrug:
Is it time for lunch yet? :icon_tease:
All repped out. :icon_sad:
Is BT runing slow or is it my computer...:icon_huh:
as soon as I see your computer, I'll let you know
Thanks Toby, I needed that.
ditto, especially since I can't PM you.
We want details on the Denver fans....come on let us in on it....I'll share my KC and Oakland stories????
All Repped Out!!
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
The fans were pretty obnoxious. I was standing alone against a wall when some guy came up to the side of me and screamed "BRONCOS" in my ear. I saw people that had children with them getting heckled badly. The drunker the fans got, the worse it got. A Bronco fan took the coat of Cheffan's mother(chargers.com) and threw it over the side. He was told he'd better go get it or Security would be called. Beer being spilled on fans, names being called, you name it... Constant, Chargers suck, they swallow BS. Lots of fights broke out.
I understand that some heckling is expected, but from the get go it was pretty tense between the two groups of fans.
I yelled back at alot of the fans, particularly when we were getting heckled at our tailgate following the game. Man, so many of those fans had bad teeth... I told one guy to grow some teeth, you effen hillbilly... TT, got to see the fiery side of Carrie... He said he's not going to make me mad anytime soon... :lol::lol::lol:
I'll be at the Chargers/Broncos game on 12/28... I plan to be a much classier hometown fan.... but will enjoy watching the Bolts kick some Donkey ***.
Hey ya'll! What's cookin'? :icon_banana:
Morning folks! One day closer to whupping the Bretts!!!!
Just for fun ....
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT.....
Beat the Jets
I'm thinking Lentil Chili - haven't decided yet.
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to
the very elderly widow and asked,
"How old was your husband?" "98,"
she replied. "Two years older than me"
"So you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?
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