Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
I got it, but right now the only time I will have will be for the game.
I will see you there!
Thanks carrie I didn’t think I would ever own a place in my name again.
I lost a 4 Bedroom House on a 1/2 acre when I got a divorce from my first wife. We did the whole gambit, chapter 7, Foreclosure, and I even had a vehicle repossessed.
When the houses around here shot up, I knew for sure the market passed me by.
Well it took my several years to get my credit squared away again, but I did. And when the market started to fall, I knew it was just a matter of time.
CONGRATULATIONS on your new digs, H8er!!! Good for you---about time somebody got rewarded for working hard and playing by the rules.
Post some photos when you get settled, 'K?
Good for you, dude!!! Took me a few years to get the ship righted after my divorce. It's a good feeling when you get it all behind you.
There goes the neighborhood :icon_eek:
Mornin y'all!! from beautiful San Diego!!
Hows the weather?
Bite me. :icon_sad: :lol: :icon_tease:
you got it.
All Repped Out!!
Toby, you staying with your brother? Say hello for me... :wave:
I will!! :wave:
Wecome to San Diego Toby
Thanx Johnny!! :icon_toast:
Arthur is 90-years-old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day, he arrives home looking downcast.
"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad
that once I hit the ball, I can't even see where it goes."
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down, she says,
"Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try?"
"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three," says his wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So, the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and asks, "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight!"
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
Oldies but still goodies-
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here.'
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
Well the last one was funny.... Made me :lol::lol::lol:
Very important continued.
Very important continued:
last but not least:
Victim ordered to repay thief---This story is unbelievable.
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