Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
You owe me one pair of skivvy shorts.
CNN Headline News had a blurb about the state of Califonia's financial status, and y'all might run outta money by the end of the month, which is tragic.
But the caption said "California's BONG rating", which I thought was hilarious!! :icon_rofl:
All Repped Out!!
It's a great day to kick some Patriot ***!!!!!!
Indeed it is, my friend!! :yes:
The sky here is cloudless & a brilliant shade of blue, much like the powder jerseys!!! :yes:
The football gods are wearing Charger unis today!!
Good Mornin all you Bolt fans
Its a good day for a beat down on the Pats... :lol:
GO BOLTS !!!
The Wisdom of an Older Man. ..
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.'
I'm off to Vegas for a conference. Business and pleasure all week....
I'll check in from time to time. :yes:
MD has red bommed me... How ever will I survive... :lol:
Have a great time, Darlin!!
I put a big ding on him acuppola days ago!! :yes:
Marnin Toby! And mornin all you High Class Hoes!!!
Hi Toby. Check your PM in a bit... I've got something for you today...
Sure will, Darlin!! :icon_toast:
Monin Big Guy!!
Man, it sure is sooooo much better to wake up after a big win than to wake up after any loss!! :yes:
'Course, for me, the key words in any circumstance is "waking up"!! :icon_eek: :icon_rofl: :icon_tease:
Only dads can appreciate this
Yeah, waking up is good. Waking up after pasting the Pats is GRRRREAT!
I thought Bellicheat was gonna cry!!!! :icon_rofl: :icon_twisted:
Sure is a hellaot more fun posting after a win, that's for sure!!l :yes:
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.' 'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?' The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'
Oh no you di'int :icon_eek: :icon_rofl: :icon_tease:
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know ...... not everybody pays".
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