Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
Boston Legal; Dances with wolves
All Repped Out!!
Eli with a big time pick 6!! :flag:
I like it... :yes:
foogin dodgers lose, 7-5, and are down 3-1 in the series!!
Go Phils!! :icon_banana:
You speak Italian?
Follow these instructions:
WHEN YOU GO TO THEFOLLOWING SITE:
1. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE
2. TYPE YOUR LAST NAME ON THE 2nd LINE
3. (Skip your e-mailaddress.)
4. Click on 'Vizualizar'and watch what happens ...
& don't ask me howthey do it!
Y'all get out'n get'cher flu shots, heah??
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.'
Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'
I seldom pass along inspirational stuff, but this one got to me.
In these difficult and trying times there needs to be a message of Hope.
An image that suggests the universality of us all.
I have been sent that image, and I want to share it with you all.
Please take a moment to reflect on it.
Better than a Flu Shot!
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
The young minister
Noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned
With tea and scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got
the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package On the ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do
you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'
More jokes please...
Whither H8er?? :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:
This is why you should call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours.
Spent the last four days in Vegas at a Conference. Next Conference is in March, in Phoenix.
Boy we really did Vegas this week... and I'm headed back there next weekend for the London game/party at "Michael's" I'm so sleep deprived... Since I don't go back to work until 10/21... I'll be catching up on my sleep
Did you see "LOVE"? We're going back in the spring and will see that one again. Great show.
So what stays in Vegas... :icon_party:
Have fun at Michael's. Wish I could join ya!!
SDB. We didn't see any shows. It wasn't because I didn't want to.... We almost broke down and saw Cher one night but it just didn't happen. Jimmy Buffett is at the MGM this weekend and next weekend!!!! Sold out, but I might just see if someone wants to go to the show with me on Saturday night (10/25)if I can get some tickets. I'd really like to see that show!!!
JL. Lots of funny things happened with my coworkers but nothing that we really "had" to leave in Vegas. :icon_tease:
Buck... Not too long before you'll be in SD for the Chiefs game.
Oh, I forgot to mention. that I'm up about $50.00..... I did very very well on the Black Jack tables... learned about splitting and doubling down and really took off. Was up about $300 dollars at one time. I'll be practicing all week so I can do more Black Jack damage at the Black Jack tables next weekend. :lol:
We had sooo sooo much fun in the downtown casinos one night, particularly Golden Nugget. I kind of wish we were staying there next weekend.
Hopefully for the rest of his sorry life :icon_evil:
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