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The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.

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  1. wrbanwal

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    a woman's poem

    He didn't like the casserole
    And he didn't like my cake.
    He said my biscuits were too hard...
    Not like his mother used to make.
    I didn't perk the coffee right
    He didn't like the stew,
    I didn't mend his socks
    The way his mother used to do.
    I pondered for an answer
    I was looking for a clue.
    Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...
    Like his mother used to do.


    :icon_tease:
     
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  2. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Poor sum*****; my mom would bring scunion on my young *** :icon_eek: :icon_sad:

    And then my dad would come home :icon_eek:
     
  3. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    All Repped Out!! :)
     
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    Yes, them, your neighbors, friends, cyber friends and relatives. ;)

    Made me laugh, sent some reps to you...:tup:
     
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    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    One day, long, long ago.......

    There lived a woman who did not whine, nag or *****.


    But this was a long time ago.......

    And it was just that one day.

    The End
     
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    Why does a man prefer blondes?
    Men always like intellectual company.

    Why does a man like love at first sight?
    It saves them a lot of time.

    A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
    Dating children.

    How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
    In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

    What should you give a man who has everything?
    A. A woman to show him how to work it.
    B. Penicillin

    Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
    To stop the snoring before it starts.

    Why don't men have mid-life crises?
    They stay stuck in adolescence.

    How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
    He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

    How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
    All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

    How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
    At the circus the clowns don't talk.

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
    They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    A.A dog is always happy to see you
    B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train

    Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
    Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

    Why are blonde jokes so short?
    So men can remember them.

    What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
    One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

    What did God say after creating man?
    I can do better.

    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?

    Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can't stand criticism.

    What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
    A man's undivided attention.

    How is a man like a snowstorm?
    Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

    What do you call an intelligent man in America?
    A tourist.

    Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
    To keep them from grazing.
     
  7. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Do you realize alla the posts you coulda padded?? :icon_eek:
     
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    HAPPY HALLOWEEN




    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

    She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

    The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

    'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

    The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
     
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    A CAR RIDE WITH GRANDPA

    Grandpa had a ritual he looked forward to every Sunday morning. He would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time - Just he and his little granddaughter. On one particular Sunday, however, he had a very bad cold and didn't feel like getting out of bed at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. Upon their return, the little girl anxiously ran up stairs to see her grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh, yes, Grandpa,' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see one dumb bastard or stupid shithead anywhere we went today!'



    Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
     
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    Cooking for the first time with my new Cuisinart convection oven. I've had the thing for over a month and just got around to taking it out of the box....:lol:

    Trying it out by baking some cajun chicken. :tup:
     
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    Hello, finally getting home after a carazy weekend. :icon_banana::icon_party:

    Score: 1-2

    Bolts: sucky game loss

    Aztecs: suckier game loss

    Rays: good game for them win

    Hopefully this week is a better sports week for my teams.
     
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    God, I hope so, Sweetie!! :yes: :tup:

    BTW, who do you like in the WS. I'm a NL kinda guy, but I really wouldn't mind seeing the Rays win it all!! :yes:
     
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    I just saw espn mnf show madden computer game


    MNF has officially gone to shiit!


    :tdown::tdown::tdown:
     
  16. BFISA

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    Go Patsies!! :tup:
     
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    I'm a NL kinda girl,too.

    Although, I just want to see some really good, close games. Both are underdog-type teams, so may the best team win.
     
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    Hi Rexy... I was glad to see the Rays top the Sox....

    Not sure who I'm going for in the WS. Not sure I even care at this point. would like to just see some good ball.
     
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    Yeah, I agree!! :icon_toast:
     
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    Cutler's hurt.
     
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    I am proud of my sis, who got another letter published in the UT yesterday:

    Sports letters

    UNION-TRIBUNE

    October 19, 2008

    COME CLEAN: The usual obfuscating by Sandy Alderson is not going to cut it if Jake Peavy is traded. The Padres need to come clean with the direction the team is going if they are to retain mine and other season ticket accounts. It would have been better if they had not extended Peavy's contract just 11 months ago. Since we seemed able to hold onto our beloved home-grown Cy Young pitcher, we had false hope that the long-awaited rewards from building Petco Park were finally arriving.

    There are only two things that have really changed since Peavy's extension was signed: 1) a terrible 2008 season and 2) speculation on team ownership issues, including lowering payroll.

    It was pretty clear from watching so many bad games that we had declined in pitching more than hitting from our 2007 season, although our bench was much weaker and Khalil Greene's problems are documented.

    Our biggest problems were starting pitching that wasn't deep, especially after injuries forced us to reload from the minors, and a bullpen that was often just awful.

    However, trading your only ace-caliber pitcher, something almost impossible to replace, doesn't seem like a particularly good way to improve pitching. Therefore, the more probable reason to trade Peavy now is payroll problems which might affect team decisions for some time.

    It would be ironic if owner John Moores' personal issues cause a team breakup now, since it was he who rescued the Padres in 1994 after a fire sale.
     
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    DAMN NE can't play D
     
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    Hey, how ya doin' Carrie?

    I agree, just some good-officiating, injury-free good ole beisbol.
     
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    Great letter; thanxs Sis!! :) :icon_toast:

    If the Pads do this terrible deed, it'll rip the heart out of Padre fans world-wide :icon_evil:
     
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    donks fumble, patsies recover!! :tup:
     
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    nice article.
     
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    donks can't stop the run.
     
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    Ben Watson inside the donk 15!!
     
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    Aw ****; oh well, figgy attempt.
     
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