The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Good morning to all Charger fans




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Go Navy, Beat Notre Dame!!

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Navy Pick!! :flag:

Irish Fumble, Fumblerooskie, Fumblelaya!! :flag:

Aw ****!!

TD Navy!!

7-7!!

Go Navy!!

Beat Notre Dame!!

'Nuther Navy pick!!

Damn, Navy turnover

ND figgy, lead 10-7 at halftime

HOLY ****!!

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast.' Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt ! '

His wife was not amused, and decided th at she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied , 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'

All Repped Out!!

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers. However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California This, of course, is the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is lost!"

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant, and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

What a catch!

Catch hell - how about that lick!

Big hit; Isaac did well to concentrate and catch the rebound after being jacked up!! :icon_eek: :yes:

Totally amazing Tobes!!!


I try to buy a Christmas DVD every year... This year I picked "Holiday" with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn.... GREAT FIND!! Now I hope I can hold out until after our Thanksgiving dinner before I view it....

OMG, Shopko, had huge sales today!!! I bought bags and bags of things I needed for the house and some Christmas gifts and only spent $200.00.

I'm going out with Bob tonight... Hope there are some good movies playing.... Also waiting to see "Valkyrie" that comes out next month.

Anyway Hoes, have a good night... Who wants reps before I leave?.... Better post quick... :icon_mrgreen:

Oh Man.... I think Bob got called back to the hospital... He's not answering his phone..... so he's prolly in the OR again.... The other option is he's dogging me...j/k :icon_mrgreen:

Gawd... I'm kind of irritated but I'm trying not to be.... He could have called!

Sure hope he doesn't have any ideas that I'm going to wait up late for him....

I need to find some people I know to rep!!!!

I can't find many! :icon_sad:

I got gas for $1.87 Friday .... most of the stations around here are $2.09 to $1.99 ... how about you?