The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

[FONT=Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap,
be ready to receive a ton of ****."[/FONT]

Some humor from the UP (Upper Peninsula)



note: spoken in true (UP) accent!! ( think, Fargo, the movie) :lol:



Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell.

When they arrive, the Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?
Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Meeshigan, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer da chance ta varm up a little bit ya know.'

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more.

When he returns to the room of the two guys from Meeshigan, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.




The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'
Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at in Meeshigan, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.' The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight.





Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.

The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.

They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy.
Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'


They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know,

if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Lions yust von da Super Bowl.'



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Catchy little saying, huh? :icon_tease:

:yes:

Hey all...

that is all..

Just a test.

The link worked but no - I didn't sign up.

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Gasoline prices fell below $1.60 here in El Cajon this morning for the first time in a very long time.

And I dont watch Gladiator movies either

Did you get mugged?:icon_shrug:

Gas was $1.45 here in SLC today...

I'm sooooo depressed. I don't want to go into details because it's family related and I have a very weird family...

I am gonna be a grandma again next summer. Even that wonderful news is barely cheering me up..

Keep your head up!

It is $.96 in Vinton, Virginia

Day-um!!! I thought that I did good paying $1.29. :yes:

Let's see - how far is Vinton from Richmond ....

Do they ship it to Utah--(ground or air)? :icon_tease:

let's weeweechu!!!!!









It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."








Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....



"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."



MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!





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Rep me for Christmas...

Guys, don't get tossed into the dog house.



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According to a Marine Pilot:

In addition to communicating with the local Air Traffic=2 0Control facility, all aircraft in the Persian Gulf AOR are required to give the Iranian Air Defense Radar (military) a ten minute 'heads up' if they will be transiting Iranian airspace.

This is a common procedure for commercial aircraft and involves giving them your call sign, transponder code, type aircraft, and points of origin and destination.

I just flew with a guy who overheard this conversation on the VHF Guard
(emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.
It's too good not to pass along. The conversation went something like this...

Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'

Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

Air Defense Radar: (no response ... total silence)

Mornin all you happy hoes!

back at ya

:wave:

:wave: back at ya

Ugh - too much Jose & beer last night.

We're celebrating Festivus with the band tonight. Guess I'll drink my way through this one. :icon_party:

Whats Festivus?

It's a festival for Uncle Fester look alikes.




Conc's invited too. :icon_tease:

For folks who don't believe in Christmas, etc. there is Festivus .... for the rest of us. :lol:

It's a Seinfeld creation.

You're just jealous that you aren't as handsome as me & Conc. :yes: :icon_tease:

you mean these guys

Taking my little Charger girl out for a spin.

Totally adorable picture!!! You are such a good family man:yes:

I have a funny picture of lil Alina crying in a big snow drift today.... I think she wants to be a California girl. :lol:

Nice!! Did you do the restore or buy it that way?

BTW - did I tell you that you suck?? :icon_tease: