The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod......................

O'tay 'Panky!! :icon_tease:

Well Done BFISA, etal! :flag:

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger..
In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.

Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.

What is your first request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

'You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two
days.

What is your second request?'

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the
Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow..

'What is your last request?'

The Lone Ranger responds,

'I'd like to speak to my horse,.... alone.'

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says, 'Listen very carefully. for.... the....
last....fuq'ing time, I said..... 'BRING POSSE'

Southern Baptist Lady


The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every

week. On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right

behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.

While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, 'Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?'

'Why yes, that would be nice,' the lady responded.

Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck.

On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina

When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, 'Would you like a cocktail before dinner?'

'Oh, no,' said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood, 'What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?'

Well, our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, 'Would you like a smoke?'

'Oh my goodness no,' said the woman. 'I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did?'

Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, 'Ahhh .. mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?'

'Sure, that would be nice,' she said in anticipation.

The gentleman couldn't believe his ears , and did a fast u-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.

The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex and perversions imaginable, the gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Southern Belle lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, 'What the hell have I done?

He shook her awake and asked, 'I've got to ask you one thing, what ever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?'

The lady said, 'The same thing I always tell them, 'You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time.'

Details; we want juicy details!! :yes:

This qulaifies as "so what'.

Meh

Somebody thinks your special

Thanks...

God , Family , Chargers , Rep

That is all...

Just a ride-by hi!!!

Hope y'all are doing well.

You all behave yourselves!



or I'll haveta rope ya and brand ya!!!

you'll have to catch me first








and hi back at ya, how are things going for you?

WalMart Greeter

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Walmart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10 or sometimes 15 minutes late.

But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to

The company and obviously demonstrating their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.

One day the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, he called him

Into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang

up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it," Charley replied.

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late.

I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there???"




"They said, 'Good morning, General', coffee this morning, sir ??? ''

Shall I give you a running start???:lol:

Things are going well. Allergies are kicking my ***, but oh well.

I gotta go. Got a sunset to see.:icon_mrgreen:

Laters, Take care!!

Hey Rexy!! How are you doing?

BB took me to Point Loma (?) once to see the sunset .. it was gorgeous. He took a gazillion pics that day.

It's so damn cold here that I barely step a foot out of my house. I hate it!

Does it hurt... :innocent:

Looks like I'm gonna have to put more sun tan lotion on...

:wave:

That was just downright mean! :icon_evil:

Morning Hoes... :wave:

Utah has been unusually warm this year. 30s and 40s in January! However, this has been one ugly weekend... Rain and more rain.

I've hardly used the snow blower at all this season. I can deal with snow and rain... as long as it's not really cold.... I absolutely hate the really cold weather.... and I'm glad to say that Utah has had very little of that this year..... Not to say we haven't had our share of it in the past though.

EDIT: Now that I've gone and said this.... we'll probably get hit with a blizzard this coming week...

Mean?

You don’t want anyone to get a sunburn in January do you, heck that will blow the whole year to hell and back

JL said he needed suntan lotion while I sit here freezing ...

We have been praying for Rain this whole winter.

We get a drizzle here and there, but all that does is move the dust around on your car.

can you mail me some of that freezing stuff?

You are kidding, right? :icon_eek:

Who in their right mind wants to be cold? :icon_eek:

Making a move at work that I've been wanting to make for about 5 years. I'll be spending half of my time with the high risk maternity patients. I've worked with maternity patients before and am excited about getting this coveted opportunity.

Received some ACOG books in the mail that I have to have read by Wednesday. Looks like I won't be foruming it much for the next few days. Might just sneak back in for a little "Name that City" from time to time though..

Have a good one.

Well I've tried crawling inside the freezer, but I cant shut the door

good luck

So true...

:innocent:


I better turn over I want to get an even tan

Don't work to hard

Good luck with your reading.