Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
I am going to give her another shot after a nice talk; however, knowing her, I doubt she will change.
Mrs. Buck & I have both been cut back to 32 hrs/wk. At least we still have medical benefits.
HEY!!! Someone's been listening to my phone conversations!!!:icon_evil:
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just won't tell any body he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998..'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was the one who figured out how to "bail us out".
Very true, unfortunately.
Some body better rep me or else !!!
But at least you still have some sort of an income, there are a lot of other's who dont
Its going to get worst before it gets better... :icon_shrug:
I hope it gets better... :icon_huh:
Hay, I want to learn more about juicing and get a juicer... I've heard good things about it and want to give it a try... as a cleanser and a more healthy diet of fruits and veggies.
I'm kind of considering the Jack Lalane or the Cuisinart juicers... Not sure which is better. If anyone has any experience with either of them, please let me know... No, not Jack Lalane, just his juicer.... No wait, that didn't come out right... :lol:
I do have the Cuisinart convection oven and food processor and love them both.
You can't go wrong with Cuisinart.
No rep in 3 whole days? :icon_evil:
What is up with you guys? :icon_twisted:
I tried .. it wouldn't let me :mad2:
Thanks for trying...
Sorry, I've been really busy :icon_eek: :icon_sad:
Thanx to Buck M for the 40K post Rep!! :icon_toast:
Glad you're back to being a regular.
Hey Toby you get a shirt with that...
Guys, I need help... I'm trying to close a few email accounts... Mainly a few that I've used for forums. I can't figure it out... :icon_shrug: They're yahoo accounts....
You always know when I need a cute rep comment... Your timing was great tonight. :yes:
Aw, man, Thumper closed the "This Thread Will Be Locked" thread. That was one of teh coolest threads EVAR.
Oh, well, it's after midnight:
Hopefully someone started a game day thread.
What a ****** weekend so far... To top it off the dog just ate my brother's birthday present...
I'm in the kitchen, wildly preparing food for the game. I never should have bought uncooked shrimp. I'm now removing shells and deveining them one by one... :icon_eek:
It says what to do here at this link Carrie.
This one helps you do the canceling.
This one tells you how to do it.
I hope that can help you out.
I'll take it!! :icon_toast:
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The
IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money
I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor
now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand , with Grandpa's
attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand
dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that
wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so
he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he
strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the
other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major
loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars
that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be
happy about it!'
If I was betting real money (not boltcash) I bet the Steeles to win But since I'm not a Steelers fan (phuck them) and I hate the steelers ( phuck them again) and they have 5 rings ( phuck them again and again) and the Chargers have none ( phuck them again and again and again) I'm rooting for the Chargers... I mean the Cardinals...
So I'm done Phucking the Steelers Its time for the Chargers to phuck the Steelers I mean Cardinals and I mean phuck them up real good...
So Go Chargers... I mean Go Cardinals...
Go Cardinals Go !!!
Separate names with a comma.