Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
Mornin y'all, from Canyon Lake, TX!! :wave:
Back at you from Mission Bay, San Diego! :wave:
All Repped Out!!
What are you doing at the lake?
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.
The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'
The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'
The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze.'
The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?'
The first! kid says, 'A circumcision.'
Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'
does anybody know a site where you can get baseball torrents?
Had to work for awhile this AM while traffic was slow, otherwise we'd have probably gotten killed out in the highway! Damn inconsiderate drivers - won't slow down even when we have signs out. Glad I don't often have to do any highway-related work.
Heads up Hoes...
Gouly has a birthday on Wednesday
Van Da Knightman has a birthday on Wednesday
Concudan has a birthday on Thursday..
I'm grilling chicken right now in a Berry Chipolte marinade...
I need tix for 11/9 - Kc vs. Bolts!!!!!
On May 18, 1980, the Mount St. Helens volcano in Washington state exploded, leaving 57 people dead or missing.
In case y'all haven't heard - Jake Peavy is going in for an MRI on his throwing elbow - Ledezma will get the start tomorrow in his place.
Saw it on Sportscenter...man, what else can happen to my Pads :icon_eek: :no:
Yo ho ho's!
Rise & shine - it's the start of a brand new week. Inching along towards football season!!!
Some Johnny Carson Magic-
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Today's Reason To Drink
May 19, 2008
Today's NASCAR Day! Relax on your couch with a beer and watch cars zip around a track!
Dean Martin Roast of Johnny Carson-
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I started my Isagenix diet again ... I'm not going to make any great promises this time or set major goals for myself.
The only committment I've made it to replace two meals a day with a shake and have a one very high protein meal... and a weight watchers snack every night... at least 50 ounces of water a day... lots of vitamins... Let's just see what happens.
:icon_eek: Seems like lot :icon_eek:
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets
were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy
a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say
it's been trained to give blowjobs!'
'Blowjobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,'
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook, your *** is gone.'
I don't know a whole hell of alot about sprinkler systems but I have this sprinkler head at the edge of my property that happens to also water some of my neighbor's grass.
OK, here is the deal. Someone keeps turning that sprinkler head off. You need a screw driver to do this so I know this isn't just spontaneously happening. Problem is, when that particular head is turned off, some of my lawn isn't getting watered enough.
I've had to turn the sprinkler head back on twice this spring already. Not sure what to do about this...
Spurs're headinta the Western Coference Finals!!
Bring on the Lakers!!
Go Spurs Go!!
Sorry it's taken awhile to respond here...my Special Forces Association Chapter had our annual picnic here; really a three day drunk if y'all wanna know the truuf :icon_eek: :yes: :icon_party: :icon_tease: :flag:
The Lakers Suck chant has started at Stats!! :icon_rofl:
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