Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
Sorry I missed you!
So, is the new Donkos fan that registered:
A good Donkos fan (a decent contributor:icon_surprised or a
Bad Donkos fan (a freakin troll:icon_evil?
I'm gointa the Spurs game Wednesday nite vs the Clips!! :flag:
Very, very cool homie honey!:yes:
I'm EXTREMELY jealous!!!
May the Rep be with you.
Use The Rep, Luke, use The Rep!
Well, if it's any consolation, they're nosebleed seats :icon_eek:
All donko fans are suspected to be trolls til proved otherwise :icon_evil:
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each." The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
Now you have an understanding of how the stock market works.
The Rep is strong with this one. :yes:
I'm just happy for you.
Thanx Darlin, wish you and Sis could be here for it!! :yes:
Of course, with better seats :icon_eek:
Federal Officer's Firearm Discharges on US Airways Flight
Updated: Today at 7:41 a.m.
Charlotte, N.C. — No injuries were reported when the firearm of a U.S. Transportation Security Administration flight deck officer fired accidentally on a US Airways flight.
The Charlotte Observer reported Sunday that a statement from the airline said it was cooperating with law enforcement in the investigation. Flight 1536 from Denver to Charlotte landed at 11:51 a.m. Saturday.
There were 124 passengers and five crew members on the plane.
Brokeback Hunting Camp :icon_eek:
The guys were all at a hunting camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with
his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said,"Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing -
hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night ."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player,
a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed,
patted his bottom and kissed him good night.
Daryl sat up and watched me all night."
How do you slow down a prostitute??
Put Governor on'er!! :icon_eek:
Hay, I'm going to be in SD for the weekend of 4/4-4/7. Gotta try out some of those sushi places.
Hoping for some nice weather. Hmm, wonder if the Pads are in town that weekend...
Yes, they are in town that weekend.
They are playing the foogin Dodgers on 4/4, 4/5 and 4/6.
I got a season ticket for the game on Friday, the 4th, Rally towel Night. Saturday, they are giving out flags and magnet schedules.
I'm afraid to even be in the same stadium with you for any of these games. :lol: j/k
Remember the time in 06 that we watched the Pads/Duds game from a bar in SD and the Duds rallied to beat us in the bottom of the ninth with four back to back homers--with two outs no less. :icon_eek:
I dont think it was us. I think it was the bartender that had prepared victory shots and messed up the alignment of the planets, muffed up their mojo and brought about Murphy's Law.:yes:
Egads that was bru-tal.
The Rabbit and the Blonde
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.
'I feel terrible,' !
'I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it.'
The blonde says,
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
'What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?'
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
'Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.'
Wow, y'all really like that "Submit Reply" button :icon_eek: :icon_rofl: :icon_tease:
That was their high-water mark, and their fans still like to bring it up, even today, so don't feel like it was y'alls fault...frankly, I'll bet that bartnder was a foogin dodger fan :icon_evil:
Who wants reps? I feel like dropping a red bomb. Hmm, maybe TK will need one. :icon_mrgreen:
All Repped Out!!
:lol: The person that I thought would be tempted to red bomb this joke actually green repped me and said this post really should be red bombed. :lol:
I have to pick up a living will form for a relative tomorrow and decided to get one for myself.
After the whole Terri Shiavo fiasco, I said I was going to doing a living will but never got around to it. Sooo, now is as good a time as any.
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