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The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.

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  1. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    A well-deserved cold one and yell!! :yes: :tup: :icon_toast:
     
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    I drank too many cold ones with tequila chasers last night. :icon_sad:

    Oh, and the moonshine didn't help, either. :no:
     
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  3. BFISA

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    It seldom does :no:
     
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  5. BFISA

    BFISA Well-Known Member

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    Pads win, Trevor gets the save, Maddux gets win #352!! :)

    Go Pads!! :tup: :icon_toast:
     
  6. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Hello everybody hope all is good in Charger Land...I just got out of repanonymous jail [​IMG] but its look like I could be up to my old habbits... [​IMG] time will tell... :lol:


    GO CHARGERS !!!

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  7. BFISA

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    Johnny!! :) :icon_toast:
     
  8. BFISA

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    All Repped Out!! :)
     
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    For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the rodeo comes around. It takes up a portion of a parking lot at the Astrodome. Last year Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

    Frank: 'Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I just happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Lone Star beer truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.'

    Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

    CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
    Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
    Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
    Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the heck is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

    CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN 'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
    Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
    Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
    Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

    CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
    Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
    Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
    Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. The Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting s***-faced from all of the beer.

    CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
    Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
    Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
    Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

    CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
    Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
    Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
    Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.

    CHILI # 6 - VERA' S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
    Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
    Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.
    Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

    CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
    Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
    Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
    Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

    CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
    Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
    Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he would have reacted to really hot chili?
    Judge # 3 - No Report
     
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    Do my eyes deceive me. :icon_eek:

    I think I see a Johnny Lightning. :icon_banana:

    Welcome back Bro. We missed you here.:icon_toast:

    No get back to posting like a mad man again. Please. :icon_tease:
     
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    Bueno Hoes!

    Where to drop post number 4,000?
     
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    HI JOHNNY! :icon_toast:
     
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    In the toilet?? :icon_shrug: :icon_huh:
     
  14. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Hi Toby :icon_toast:
     
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    OMG!
    Where in the hell have you been Johnny?:icon_shrug:
     
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  16. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    I'll do my best bro...:tup:
     
  17. Johnny Lightning

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    Hi Carrie did you miss me or my rep...:lol:
     
  18. Johnny Lightning

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    I'll never tell... [​IMG]
     
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    Welcome back, Johnny. I hope you stay and enjoy the fruits of an awesome upcoming Charger season.
    It's gonna be good.:tup:
     
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    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    I hope so to :tup: It should be fun... :bolt:
     
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    There's still abunch of players to adopt.

    Why dont you get your hiney over to the Adopt-A-Bolt thread and adopt a bolt!:bolt:

    :icon_toast:
     
  22. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    It says I have 9 Notifications :icon_shrug: and what is this Incoming Friend Requests :icon_huh: I'm having a melt down :icon_eek: what is going on around here... :unsure:



    To much infor... [​IMG]
     
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  23. Johnny Lightning

    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Will you hold my hand...
     
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    Sure, hun. :)

    Notifcations are nothing bad. They are just incoming requests, private messages, profile visitor messages, incoming friend requests,invites to social groups, etc.
     
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    Your notifications are your new PM's, Friend requests, emails and anything else that is just for you JL.

    Friend requests are like MySpace and that you can either accept a friend request or not. It is your choice.

    It is nothing to sweat over. It is some additions to the forum to make it more enjoyable here at Bolttalk.

    There were some changes about Bolttalk and with your requests are some of those changes.

    I probably confused you more then helped you out.

    If you go to the ( View Forums Leaders ), it will be towards the bottom of the page of the main page and click on the link and then click on my name it will show you some of the changes that went on here at Bolttalk.

    That can get you started on some of the changes that are part of Bolttalk.
     
  26. Buck Melanoma

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    It's all good, JL. Welcome back!!!! :icon_banana:
     
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    Mornin y'all!! :)
     
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    How about some 4,000 post rep? I know, I know, shameless.
     
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    Shameless or not, I gotta spread it.:lol:

    I just got you anyways...:icon_eek:
     
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    Only 4k? :icon_shrug:

    Duuuude ....... :icon_tease:
     
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