The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

Yellow jackets are more like wasps - mean little ****ers. I swell some, but not really allergic.

It's all good. Thanks, Chris. :yes:

That's correct.

Based on how the waiver wire works, the Angels'd have first crack at Giles before Boston.

All Repped Out!!

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.'
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks?

'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then, I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his
testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.' He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.

'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.'

Mornin y'all!!

The jam of the last millenium

*cough* *pad*

Giles is staying.

So sayeth one of the Founding Fathers of Post Padding.

THE Founding Father, actually :yes: :icon_tease: :flag:

All hail the #1 forum ho!!!!

:bow: :bow: :bow:

Were going out to dinner (Imperial House) with our season ticket neighbors tonight. :icon_toast:

Cheers!

Have fun! Dont do anything we wouldnt do!

edit: sake

hey, you are posting, not just lurking. WTG.

All Repped Out!!

It's game day, people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mornin y'all!!

Hey, Toby!!

Got yer game face on?? :yes:

TIME TO GET READY!

I'm OFF! :yes:

SEE y'all,uh, tomorrow!!!:icon_tease:

GAMEDAY, beeyotches!

Y'all have fun!!

A nurse walks into a bank......


A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says, 'Well, that's just great.......... that's really great .......
some ******* has my pen.'

Go Chargers !!!

Yeah man, I'll be at Stats talkin big **** to alla the Girls fans!!

word

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A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'

The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small. What room are they for?'

The bl onde says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.

'The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'

The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows.......'

All Repped Out!!