Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BFISA, Mar 17, 2008.
How ya doing today?
OK, I s'pose, I'm sorta mopin around. Today is the beginning of my 60th summer :icon_eek:
All that means is that its time to kick it up a notch or two there young'un!
:icon_banana::icon_banana::nana_dance:<-- the "old" guy
I get lessons on howta work my walker tonite :icon_eek:
This one will blow your mind!
I know there must be a very logical answer to this but, so far, I can't figure it out. Can you?
This came, supposedly, from "a guy who has two Masters and one Doctorate and was a former instructor at the Naval Academy". He couldn't figure out how it was done. So don't write back to me asking how it works.
Can you figure it out?
1. Go to the link below. After reading each window, click on the boy in the lower right corner of the picture.
2. In the last window type in your answer in the white box using the keyboard.
3. Watch the paper in the boy's hand and prepare to be amazed.
<>Click on this URL.
Man, those Chinese female divers are the ****!! :yes:
The American girls're suckin hind tit :icon_eek: :icon_sad:
Actually, 5th place wasn't too shabby!!
We are in trouble...and here's why.....
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,
At your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
Through the first rotation (vault), the US girls are ahead of China.
The US girls win the Silver in Gymnastics!! :flag:
Pads lose 5-3 to the Brewers :icon_sad:
Phelps has more gold than anyone in history. wow....
All Repped Out!!
Uh oh, sdb is moderating! :frightened:
Eek, run for your lives!:icon_tease:
Now I aint two bright, but last time I checked. 55-35 did not equal out ta 15....
:icon_eek: :icon_rofl: :flag:
Obviously you do not understand the "new" math.
Me two :icon_eek: :icon_rofl: :icon_tease:
Can someone push me over 600?
Sorry It won't let me...
Get yer arse over there and adopt a bolt!:icon_evil:
Pads're takin it in the shorts :icon_sad:
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