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The continuing saga of the RWAs-the beat goes on-

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    Voted Best Scottish Short Joke!!

    A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'

    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
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    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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    Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
    Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I
    mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
    Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I
    think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I
    think.
    Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could
    easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I
    was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent
    my long neck.
    Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to
    take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
    Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
    shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms,
    see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to
    fit me so much easier. ......................
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    NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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    Man 1: Haircut?
    Man 2: Yeah.
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    All Repped Out!! :)
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    I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,"Doc, do you think I'll live to be 100 ???"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, drink hard liquor, drink beer or wine ???" "Oh hell no !!!" I quickly replied. " ...and I don't do drugs, either !!"

    Then he asked, "OK...do you eat rib-eye steaks, barbecued ribs or anykind of red meat...????"

    I said, "No, my former doctor said that red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, flying model planes, boating, fishing, hiking, or bicycling ????"

    "No, I don't do any of that at all !!" I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, chase women and have a lots of sex ????"

    "Are you kidding ??" I remarked. "I don't do any of those things !!"

    He put his hand on my shoulder, looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a **** ????"
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    No American girls made it to the finals of the 800m Freestyle :icon_eek: :no: :icon_sad: :tdown:
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    Hey is Rexy around? I want to get a copy of the picture she took at the tailgater last weekend.
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    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Wasabe man! Hope you and the family are well.

    Probably PM her with your e-mail address or something would be the best way to get it.
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    Go to the TG thread, and you can rip it off :icon_eek: :icon_mrgreen:
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    Stop trying to bully me... :lol:
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    Hey, folks! Whazzup?
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    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Nothing...
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    Sounds like fun!! :icon_tease:
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    This is creepy!


    Think of a letter between
    A and W.


    Repeat it
    out loud as
    you scroll down.
    Keep going . . .
    Don't stop .. ..




    Think of an
    animal
    that begins
    with that letter.




    Repeat it
    out loud
    as you
    scroll down.




    Think of
    either a
    man's/woman's
    name
    that
    begins
    with the
    last letter
    in the
    animals name


    Almost
    there........




    Now
    count out
    the letters
    in that name
    on the fingers
    of the hand
    you are not
    using to
    scroll down.



    Take the
    hand you
    FIRST counted with
    and hold it out
    in front of you at face level


    Look at your
    palm
    very closely
    and
    notice
    the
    lines
    i n
    your
    hand


    Do the lines
    take the
    form of the
    first letter
    in the
    persons name?!






    Of course not......

    Now TAKE THAT
    HAND AND smack
    the MESS out of yourself, get a life, and quit playing
    stupid
    e-mail games!
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    US Girls take Gold and Silver in the All-Around!! :yes: :)

    USA!! USA!! USA!! :tup::icon_toast: :flag:
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    Shaddap and adopt a bolt! :icon_evil:
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    Mornin y'all!! :)
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    My internist referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and
    she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me
    that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why and she said,
    "Because I'm trying to examine you..."
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    Mornin' Toby. :wave:
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    Mornin' Hoes. TGIF!
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    All Repped Out!! :)
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    Good afternoon!

    TGIF indeed! :icon_toast:
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    Didn't log back on to post after watching that, but it was really something special. I REALLY like that little girl from IOWA and hope we see her in the next Olympics too. Did you see her "shout out" to Marylou Retton? Good stuff! :flag::flag::flag:
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    word
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    What's up, peeps?!

    Gonna have to tape tonight's game as I'll be out this evening. Probably watch it tomorrow AM.

    Go Bolts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :abq1: :bolt: :abq2:
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    Unacceptable! :icon_evil:
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    I have adoring fans that I can't disappoint. :yes:
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