The "ULTIMATE CHARGER GIRL" Thread

Marlina

Not very ultimate.
My recommendations to the producer: less towel, less verbiage.

She's pretty articulate. How 'bout better material, no towel?

Honorable Mention: Jennifer

Marlina can take my house, my car, my soul... whatever she wants.

Amen.

Noteworthy one-and-dones:

Kylette




Melanie

"... and, as always, stay smokey Stoners."

Jennifer and Courtney tried out for the 49ers Gold Rush this year. We'll find out in a few days whether or not they made the Gold Rush.

That tears it. The Ultimate Charger Girl does not say crazy **** like, "the 49ers are THE best team in the NFL." She is dead in my eyes.

I'm putting together a Charger Girl playoff...

She tried out for the 49ers Gold Rush in 2010, didn't make it and then tried out and made the Charger Girls two weeks later.

This year, I think she might make the Gold Rush. Can't fault her, she's from Napa.

Goldigging bitch !!!!!

Mustn't have been able to hook up with one of the lads, she must be a shocker (or frigid) if thats the case, seeing TOG and Cooper would do a hole-in-the-wall if they had too.

Travelling whore! Napa? Doesn't that make her Raiders fan, worse yet? Now I have to shitcan her sister also.

At least this one upgraded from the Seahawks and then stopped~

Wow. That is disappointing.

The Charger Girls and Gold Rush are both run by E2K, so it's not surprising that some girls might cross over. Jennifer was very sweet both times she came to visit us in Big Bear, so I will have to give her a pass.

Looks like Jennifer and Courtney, both from Northern California, made the 49ers Gold Rush. So, I guess we won't be seeing them in a Charger Girl uniform this year.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think The Ultimate Charger Girl should be a cheerleader for the San Francisco 49ers. Nor should San Diego be her "Plan B."

And I like Marlina's dope infomercial. Admittedly, this one would have been better without the dress though. Black bikini, no dogs, deaf mute behind the camera.

Okay, there are two wildcard spots left on here if anybody would like to nominate a girl. Otherwise I'll plug-in the redhead and that chick from Orange County and we'll start the playoffs with some photos.

Gotta be Melanie for me in that Nurses outfit. WOWZERS!!.

So hard to choose!

I forgot about Natalie. Sorry.

ULTIMATE CHARGER GIRLS PLAYOFFS
WILDCARD ROUND- A

Shantel’s Qualifications:
- Won the NFL Cheerleader Challenge with Casie
- Running Back for the San Diego Seduction of the Lingerie Football League



Melanie’s Qualifications:
- Left the Seahawks for the Charger Girls
- Ironette dancer in Iron Man 2 with Kylette



Shantel [1] (their Cheerleader Challenge routines were smokin'! See YouTube)
Melanie [1] (Dubling Bolt's vote)

VOTE NOW!

I vote Melanie! (Damn I was fat there, I have dropped about 30 lbs.)

Great photo!

Shantel [1]
Melanie [2]

I vote for Melanie Brown.

Shantel [1]
Melanie [3]

VOTE!

Vote! For someone! I don't care who-

Speaking of Charger Girls, the 2012 squad was announced a short time ago. Here.

Doug Flutie's daughter made the squad...she's a former N.E. Patriot Cheerleader.

To the best of my knowledge, her sister Lauren never tried out for the Gold Rush and she made the 2012 Charger Girls again. So, Lauren is A-okay in my book!

"By the way, Flutie's daughter wins the little head competition.
No, not that kind...I mean look at her head. It's tiny."