Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by PhilipRivers#1, Nov 3, 2006.
I blame all this on Chargeroo leaving for greener pastures :icon_rofl:
Fugg it just keep gathering the minions hornblower as San Fran was just a preview of the future. :yes:
He usually blames me for everything .... steal his ice cream and send him to the *** Clown forum !!! :lol:
What about me? Was my name mentioned?!:icon_eek:
Not me and I'm your all time favorite!
Oh never mind, I guess I am here. I'm like horse-****, I'm everywhere.
Yes, they did mention you but it can't be repeated in public! :icon_mrgreen:
I asked Shamrock time after to stay at the UT, but you know how he is! :icon_shrug:
Hey, I have three posts in a row. I better quit before they ban me for spamming.
Aw, the hell with it - one more for fun!!!!!!!!!!!! :icon_banana:
That's my job ....
Not in a row!:icon_banana:
Roo must have had a double scoop of ice cream tonight. He's out of control !
Hey I still read the nonsense forum but geez you guys roll hard with some heavy stuff; tough to keep up right now. You fellas do provide me with some good ammo from time to time .....:yes: :icon_mrgreen:
If you must know the list, here it is as it was presented to me:
Eldwin, Shamrock, leisure, boltssbound, and Electric Chair
I know I know ... leisure :icon_eek:
I have to be accurate on this quote.
That dude is bullheaded and pigheaded.
He needs to stop watching his cows mate because it has dulled his senses. :yes:
Well a banning means a timeout in the ASSCLOWNS forum where you can still post but it adds nothing to your post count
Oh it also allows you to cool off or get off more classic blasts.
That chick that does the evening updates on the NFL Channel is a freaking BABE !!!
The day I bought this new bull, I spent a whole afternoon watching cows phuc. Y'all are lucky I didn't take my camera outside ..... That bull has a HUGE schlong.
Hey Sham any roadkill lately?
Just little stuff .... well, no ...
I hit a Bald Eagle last week going over the Idaho line into Oregon (at the Snake River). Dumb bird flew right in front of me and saw me and tried to climb out of it. It hit on the air deflector over the cab.
Got a bat out in the California desert on my way back from SF. It was at night and I saw it in my headlights, but at first I thought it was a bird. When it got real close, you could see he knew he screwed the pooch and closed his wings and splattered right above my windshield.
Damn near got a coyote last night between Big Spring and San Angelo Texas.
Saw the BIGGEST damn Mule Deer buck I've EVER seen standing on the side of the road two nights ago between Laramie, WY and Fort Collins, CO.
Barely missed a porcupine in Washington State about 3-4 days ago. Glad I didn't get him .... or I'd be buying tires.
One thing I saw last month that I've never seen are those big Red Foxes. Real pretty animal. He was in the middle of the road checking out road kill, but scooted off before I could center punch him.
This just in:
BTW, I am NOT a cat hater.
I am!! :icon_evil:
One of my favorite animals but that's funny. I got nothin man- I haven't been out in the country in awhile. :icon_sad: Pigeons get boring.
I didn't mean to kill it .... hanestly. Damn thing committed suicide.
Actually, I did have thoughts of stopping and nabbing some feathers from it, but that's all kinds of Federal crime bull crap. Later, I had some thoughts of how it would look stuffed ..... could have stuck it in the reefer for a few days.
I've seen tons of Bald Eagles. In Utah, there are a couple areas with them, one between Roosevelt and Duchesne, and another on the Green River on US 40 near the Colorado Border. I've seen them three times (and one splat time) on the Snake River at the ID/OR border (Ontario, OR).
Don't hit a porcupine. Seriously. I've seen dead ones with people stopped a few hundred yards up staring at flat front and rear tires on the same side of their vehicle. They'll easily puncture a tire.
Damn coyotes are hard for me to hit. They always are crossing left to right, but my buddy said he got one that tried to outrun his truck. Dumb thing just ran up the zipper stripe (middle intermittent white line dividing lanes) and he scored with damn near every left side tire.
I've seen two wolves over the years, but never hit one. Never hit a Mtn Lion or a bear either - but seen both. I hope I never hit a Moose or Elk, come close to elk a few times, but only have seen a couple moose.
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