Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by ChargerRay, Sep 30, 2005.
Your mom is so ugly that when she was a baby she was fed with a slingshot.
You mom is so stupid!!
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study.
Your mom is so fat...
Your mom is so fat
she uses the freeway for a Slip-N-Slide.....
Yo momma is so fat....
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momm is sooooo fat...
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Now Beat that!!!
Your Mom is so ugly, she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her!
I think Ray wins with the Pillow Joke... BasPilot
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Your momma is so fat that when she walks with high-heeled shoes she strikes oil! :shock:
Yo Mom's teeth is so crooked, she needs braces on her false teeth.
yo moma so dumb her favorite color is clear
Your moms so ugly that she looks like "Raider Greg"! Lol!!!! :lol: :rofl3 :lol2:
Yer Mama is soooo ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check.
Your momma is so ugly, even the Raider nation wont touch her
Your momma was my first lover. :nana_love:
Hard to top that one for ugly jokes. :icon_rofl:
Your momma is so fat, the cows try get milk from her
Your mama is soo ugly:
Bigfoot takes pictures of here.
When she goes up on the empire state building planes try and shoot her down.
Your mamas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter.
Your mama is soo fat:
When she puts on BVDs, by the time it gets to her waiste it says Boulivard.
She goes to the beach and greenpeace trys to push her back in the water.
When she goes swimming Spain tries to claime her as the new world.
Your mama is soo hairy:
She looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock....
You guys gots no more mama jokes. Its good you guys backed off of mama, cause I just backed up from yours...
Your Mom's so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her *** on the light bulb.
Your mama is so short, she plays hand ball on the curb.
Your Mom's so ugly, she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA.
Your mama is so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mama is so fugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Your Mom's butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milkdud. :lol:
Your mama is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
:icon_banana: leisure's mom has got it going on, leisure's mom has got it going on :icon_banana:
Your Mom's so fat you have to roll her *** in flour and look for the wet spot to f**k her!
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