Your mom is so.......

Your mom's so fat, she sweats gravy.

Your mom is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!:icon_banana:

Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.

She's so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with the "flesh eating virus" and he gave her 3 months to live.

your mommas teeth are so yellow, i cant believe its not butter. BAM!!!

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Your Mama is soo stupid, she is a Riaders fan.

Your mom is so stupid she choked herself with a cordless telephone.

Your momma's so fat that when she moons people they turn into werewolves.

Your Mom's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door

Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move

Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat *** of of me.

Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"

Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here

Your mamma is so fat I shot the ***** and lard came out.

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!

Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the **** scared out of it