Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by ChargerRay, Sep 30, 2005.
Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Hey now, some guys use the Hula hoop as a "Go - No Go" gage
If it slides over, she is to thin
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