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Your mom is so.......

Discussion in 'Smack Talk' started by ChargerRay, Sep 30, 2005.

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    Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
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    Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
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    You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!!
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    Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon.
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    Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button!
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    Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room.
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    Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!!
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    Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks
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    Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes
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    Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
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    Hey now, some guys use the Hula hoop as a "Go - No Go" gage
    If it slides over, she is to thin
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