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10 True Facts about LaDainian Tomlinson

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by When Lightning Strikes, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. When Lightning Strikes

    When Lightning Strikes Well-Known Member

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    1. Some kids piss thier name in the snow. LT can piss his name in the concrete.

    2. LT's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools LT.

    3. LT was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

    4. LT puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    5. Superman owns a pair of LaDainian pajamas.

    6. Once a cobra bit LT's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

    7. When LT does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

    8. Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about LT during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

    9. The only time LT was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

    10. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless LaDainian Tomlinson has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
     
  2. DelMarBoltFan

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    LTs tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever
     
  3. bigmike.x.09

    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha wth
     
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  4. DelMarBoltFan

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    LT once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
     
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  5. !~BOLT~!

    !~BOLT~! Well-Known Member

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    LT can shoot you with a knife, and stab you with a gun
     
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  6. AnteaterCharger

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    LT's tears can cure cancer, AJ's jealous, pity LT doesn't cry.......ever

    LT doesn't read books, he gives them the stare until the book gives up the information

    LT's dog hates running with LT because LT is faster then his dog

    LT is directing a movie about his AFC opponents defenses; its called "The biggest losers"
     
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  7. TheLash

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    Lt is 9 feet tall and he can consume the rest of the NFL with balls of fire from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ***!!!:ABQ1: :icon_toast:






    "Superman owns LT pajamas":icon_rofl: :helm1:
     
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  8. MadMike

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    LT's Helmet Visor is actually a HUD displying movies and TV shows as he doesnt really have to pay attention to run touchdowns in.
     
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  9. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Look, I love me some LT, but we all know Chuck doesn't much care for people stealing from his personal fact sheet.

    You're all lucky he doesn't post here because you'd all be dead now.

    Chuck Norris FTW
     
  10. Hamburglar

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    LT can believe its not butter! :icon_eek:
     
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  11. HollywoodLeo

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    The city of San Diego once named a street after LT in gratitude for his winning games for the Chargers over and over. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses LaDainian Tomlinson and lives.
     
  12. HollywoodLeo

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    Life doesn't give LT lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
     
  13. HollywoodLeo

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    LT played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
     
  14. HollywoodLeo

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    LT once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
     
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    Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. LT laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
     
  16. HollywoodLeo

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    Fear itself is afraid of LT
     
  17. HollywoodLeo

    HollywoodLeo Well-Known Member

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    When LT gets Chinese takeout, he uses one chopstick. When he opens his fortune cookie, it says, "You're LT. Lucky Numbers - You tell me".
     
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    :icon_rofl:
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    Congratulations, you guys win the gey-est thread of the week award.
     
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  20. HollywoodLeo

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    lmao best original one on here

    oh and chuck norris is gay :p
     
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  22. DaNi3L™

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    I guess they can cross Tony Gwynn and live :icon_tease:
     
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    Isn't calling something a "true fact" redundant? By it's nature, isn't a "fact" already supposed to be"true"? :icon_shrug:
     
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  25. HollywoodLeo

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    LT can start a Brees/Rivers thread and get rep+ for it.
     
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  26. Kinch

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    LT puts steaks in his oxygen tank when he goes diving

    LT doesn't have to cut his fingernails because they're too scared to grow without his permission

    Kim Jong-il has a replica Yao-Ming jersey but God has an authentic #21
     
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