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A cute little story about my experience last week

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by chargerlipz, Apr 18, 2008.

  1. chargerlipz

    chargerlipz Leading the league in nose hairs.

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    I was getting gas at a gas station the other day and as I was filling up my car I see these two guys riding Harleys pull in. They head over to the air/water pump and park their bikes. One of the guys is about ninety years old and the other is a 6' 6" 270lb oaf of a dude. I noticed that the old dude is wearing a raider jacket and the goon is wearing a bandana with raider symbols all over it. The big guys decides to go in to the store for whatever reason.
    Now I'm an average guy, 5' 10" 190lbs, and I know how to pick my fights. I figured I had to do something about this situation before these trouble makers caused a big ruckus. So I went over and beat up the old man and peed on the big guys grips on his handle bars. Then I went home and played Call of Duty 4.

    Just a beautiful story I wanted to share with all of my brethren in Chargerhood.:icon_eek:
     
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  2. Thumper

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    That is truly a beautiful story except the part where you play Call of Duty 4. Should have played some Halo 3 and it would have been perfect! :tup:
     
  3. Buck Melanoma

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    That's beautiful, man. :tup:

    But did they have to be Harleys?? :icon_shrug:
     
  4. Electric Chair

    Electric Chair Well-Known Member

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    Inspiring, and it brought a tear to my eye.
     
  5. Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan

    Carlsbad_Bolt_Fan Well-Known Member

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    :icon_rofl:
     
  6. chargerlipz

    chargerlipz Leading the league in nose hairs.

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week


    Actually, now that you mention it I think they were mopeds.
     
  7. Buck Melanoma

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    Much better - and more believable. :tup:
     
  8. Retired Catholic

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    I'd have been more into the emotion if you'd used sap on the old man.
     
  9. ghost_

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    was this the old guy?
    [​IMG]
     
  10. henryqjr2001

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    :devil:Big Al... How touching!!!
     
  11. Thunderstruck

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    UAV's and grenades are just out of hand in deathmatch. I mean, I'm already not very good and then I have to get spawn-camped like a little *****...

    Oh, and you should have pee'd in the big guy's gas tank--that would have been better.
     
  12. Shamrock

    Shamrock Well-Known Member

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    An awfully touching story about my experience last week

    Did they each have 10 mirrors ? Did the guy look like Sting with some Who music in the background?

    I think you just beat up the Mods from Quadrophenia .....
     

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