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A very serious question...

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Ride The Lightning, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    Ok, I have season tickets with my wife. She hates tailgating. We went to one last season for the Raiderds game (my friends from home had a big one) and all she could do was whine "can we go now?" Ughh, She wants to get to the stadium (we take the trolley from Mission Gorge) about 5 minutes before kickoff, which drives me absolutley INSANE. WHy? I wanna kick it with the forum boys. When I tell her about Trumpy's tailgate, not ********, she says "that's gay".

    My question is, how do I get out to the forum T-Man's home game bolt poster beer drinking fiesta without having to get a divorce? I have tried to convince her to just meet me at the game, but this is a HUGE no-no for her.

    HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. WonderSlug

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    Your wife hates tailgating?

    Did you tell her that there are other married/involved women at this tailgate that she can talk with?
     
  3. Concudan

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    Tell her its a life timne experience, that if she tries it once, you will try something she wants to do, that you normally would not once.
     
  4. Concudan

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    You do that while wearing your mickey mouse ears dont you?
     
  5. Ride The Lightning

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    Another thing she hate. She's very, how can I put this lightly, full of herself. She hates making small talk. I dunno.:icon_shrug:
     
  6. Concudan

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    It works! It does!

    Hell if I can convince a beautiful, smart woman to put up with me for 15 years, you know I got the raport thing down.
     
  7. WonderSlug

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    Tell her that if she goes to the tailgates with you, you won't complain when she takes 3 freaking hours to get ready to go out some other place.

    :lol:
     
  8. Ride The Lightning

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    I am definately a mouse, and she's an evil Filipina.
     
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    Tell her if she doesn't go with you to the tailgates, you'll have her deported. :lol:
     
  10. Ride The Lightning

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    NICE. :lol:

    I think I just might take Conc's advice
     
  11. Concudan

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    Why? Life is about the taunting, the rubbing the losers nose in it. The 'nah nah nah nah' in your face, if you will.
     
  12. Ride The Lightning

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    I'll just tell her, you first.

    :icon_banana:
     
  13. Boltjolt

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    Dont bring her

    If you want to get around, you have to leave the bal and chain at home :D
     
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    I'll try anything as long as there isn't anyone there taking pictures for proof.

    :lol:
     
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    :trout:

    take her, and when she sees BB and Rule, she will be willing to go everytime!:lol:
     
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    Post a picture ,perhaps someone will spend some time with her while you party. :lol:
     
  17. Ride The Lightning

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    What part of "I have season tickets with my wife" didn't you get? She won't miss the game, it's all the pre and post game festivities she can do without.

    Hopefully she'll skip a game (not likely) and I'll hit it up, or just figure a way to drag her out there. The $100 Fashion Valley trick sounded pretty good too, except that part where it costs me $100.
     
  18. Boltjolt

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    All i know is if she doesnt really want to have fun...why bring her?
     
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    If i lived there, id go with ya...thats what i meant. Bring somebody else.

    Does she really like football or does she go because you like it?
     
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    To make her have fun, of course!:lol:
     

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