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AJ Smith RAP!!

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by szarmes, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    Ever hear the song "you can have whatever you like"? This is a parody of that song lol. Rap it to the song and let me know what you think...(btw im white so this probably sucks haha)

    start:
    AJ does whatever he likes,
    AJ does whatever he likes... yea

    Chorus:
    Draft’s on him... chooses the guy..
    Jukes the fans every year, yea
    AJ does whatever he likes
    AJ does whatever he likes... yea

    I really hope he doesn’t draft the wrong guy,
    Last year actually made me cry cuz AJ does whatever he likes, yea
    AJ does whatever he likes... yea

    Verse 1:
    Any time he wants to, picks up the telephone to
    Ship Whitey to Seattle for a 3 and then to swap 2’s
    You want him, he wont bring him over here
    He probably wont sign big-name free agents this year
    Yea, you want somebody... need somebody
    But the Spano’s won’t let you cuz they save all the money
    You want it, they dont got it, won’t go out and buy it
    Gona make all us fans start a riot.....

    Chorus:
    Draft’s on him... chooses the guy..
    Jukes the fans every year, yea
    AJ does whatever he likes
    AJ does whatever he likes... yea

    I really hope he doesn’t draft the wrong guy,
    Last year actually made me cry cuz AJ does whatever he likes, yea
    AJ does whatever he likes... yea

    Verse 2:
    [someone think of your own and continue the rap]
     
  2. Ride The Lightning

    Ride The Lightning Join the Dark Side, we have cookies.

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    LV Bolt Fan Well-Known Member

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  4. Concudan

    Concudan Caffeinated Commando

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    Man, I totally agree! I mean AJ has been a total phuck up since he got here. Drafting trash and putting one of the crapiest teams I have ever seen together!

    Time to get the pitchforks and torches!!!!
     
  5. Buck Melanoma

    Buck Melanoma Guest

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    I would say it sucks but that would be a compliment.
     
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    Johnny Lightning Go Bolts

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    Chavez Well-Known Member

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    I'm somehow reminded of Gene Wilder's scene in the movie Silver Streak (with Richard Pryor) where Wilder's attempt to pass as a black man is SO miserably weak that Pryor can't bear to watch. :nana_dance:
     
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  11. ThunderHorse17

    ThunderHorse17 Lone Wolf

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    Didnt you even read his disclaimer? Hes WHITE!

    Not too many truely great rappers of his kind still in existence.

    Kick it out the BOX homeboy!

    Actualy if you do hear this song and mix the lyrics I can hear this lol.

    AND who here dares to disagree that *AJ goes ahead and does whatever he likes??*

    :icon_toast:
     
  12. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    finally somebody who partially likes it haha. I don't even remember why i wrote it... :icon_huh:
     
  13. ThunderHorse17

    ThunderHorse17 Lone Wolf

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    Prob only b/c im a think-i-can WHITE rapper myself!
    :tup:
     
  14. NORV4LIFE

    NORV4LIFE NO MORE NORV!!!!!

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    This is so bad it might be good:tup:
     
  15. bigmike.x.09

    bigmike.x.09 Well-Known Member

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    like this? lol @ simon

     
  16. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    Haha it's better when rapped to the song
     
  17. NORV4LIFE

    NORV4LIFE NO MORE NORV!!!!!

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    szarmes should definately take it to american idol. More talent than mr pants on the ground.
     
  18. NORV4LIFE

    NORV4LIFE NO MORE NORV!!!!!

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    Aj Don't care
    he's got yo pullin out yo hair
    yall be tryin track him down
    yall wanna throw him down the stairs

    AJ does whatever he likes,
    AJ does whatever he likes... yea


    A second round(pick) misuse?
    To draft ryan matthews
    U got some issues?
    AJ DOn't Care bout you

    He knows that #21
    Is Ripe to Stun
    Every time the ball he runs
    tear up d's like a bullet from a gun


    AJ does whatever he likes,
    AJ does whatever he likes... yea
     
  19. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    Told you guys he does "whatever he likes" :lol:
     
  20. NORV4LIFE

    NORV4LIFE NO MORE NORV!!!!!

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    IMO your rap was the best possible chargers mock draft:lol:
     
  21. szarmes

    szarmes I am the Walrus

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    :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

    QFT
     

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