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Anonymous note to the Q stadium head groundskeeper

Discussion in 'Chargers Fan Forum' started by Fossil, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. Fossil

    Fossil BoltTalker

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    Inside this envelope you'll find a nice fat stack of one hundred dollar bills. The Charger's opponent this Sunday, the NE Patriots, have a much poorer record on grass than on their home artificial turf.
    The authors of this note would like to see the "grassiness" of the Q's stadium grass increased.
    We are hoping the contents of this envelope encourage you to "forget" to cover the field during this week's rain and to somehow orchestrate a "sprinkler system malfunction" Saturday night so the field of play is as spongy as possible.
    Please rest assured that if the above conditions are satisfied, you will be rewarded with another such envelope.
    Signed,
    Anonymous Group of Charger's Fans
     
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  2. JohnnyX

    JohnnyX 2017 Chargers Head Coach

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    If all works out, one should be sent to Beiber for cursing those Patsies.
     

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